Sunday, March 29, 2015

Zahn 3 Omake! Barund's First Mistake

Barund is a vampire that likes to speak his mind.  With his powers of hypnotism he feels he can get away with saying anything he wants.  Well, today FallenAngel and I are going to explore a scene from Zahn Son Of Winter #3 that the readers didn't see!  Those of you that have read the book will remember the point in the story where Barund was off to rescue Zahn.  Before he could do that, he needed some fresh blood to aid him. FallenAngel has beautifully recreated the last panel we saw just before he sunk his fangs into an guard on duty.  I hope you guys will enjoy our second Zahn Omake!
Sorry about the size.  Googles messed up set up shows this fits on the page perfectly. It's either this size, or a super small one.  Another good reason to leave this blasted blog.  Posting options suck hard.

Here is a little bonus.  In the panel, instead of having his face covered, Murray has adjusted his helmets shield so that his face can be clearly seen. Murray finally gets a little face time!  That big uncut cock is lovely isn't it? XD

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Space Cadet 3 The Final Chapter SACRIFICE Review

Those that give their all for the greater good, are bound to gain in the end...or the front..or up their end....
And so begins my little review for Space Cadet #3, the final chapter of the Space Cadet Saga..... 

WARNING! This review will contain spoilers as it's hard NOT to talk about them.  I will mark them off though the main review by putting them in little print so that naughty curious eyes won't have an easy time spoiling things for things. :P  The final section after the main review below will be all spoilers and will not be shrunk down.

Last year the events of the new Space Cadet book were met with both loud praise a some degree of worry that the lovable cast from Ordovica might be left to a secondary fate.  Well, rest assured that the hero centaurs and fauns have found a very important place in book 3!  I would like to think we fans that raised out our cries on this blog and other places to keep the centaurs safe, helped ensure that these boys would find a permanent home within Cadets life and world.  These thoughts began to solidify by page two, where we are met with David Canteros masterpiece depicting victory over the vile Baron Von Phallus! What follows on the next page is something that was not, but a wet dream for 5 years for me.  Awesome, outstanding stuff. It could have filled the whole comic and I would have been very happy! :P hee hee,  But the show must go on and on it does so into a dark and often hilarious tale of drugs, cannibalism and action. (Hilarious and cannibalism..huh, never thought I would put those two in the same sentence.)

The story actually starts with Byrons father Emil, who's been working on something to heal up his currently handicapped wife Louisa.  The good doctor calls his wife and mom in to take a look.  During his explanation of the device, he can't help but pop a big old daddy bonner.  While holding his wife close, it springs lose right with grandma in the room.  Dang! You get a full reminder that the Durand family ain't the Huxtables. Can you imagine Cliff doing this while those grandparents were around?  One of those old stuff shirts would have had a heart attack on the set.  In this case though, the only ones in danger having a life threatening condition are Space Cadet and Golden Boy. As last we left them, they are still in the hands of the Animale employees of Mr. Chapelle! Chapelle himself is no where to be found, because that's what main bad guys do when they have their nemesis's captured. It's like guild rules, or something. ;D

 Doctor Frankenollie over here has got Cadet in a bad situation...(his name is actually Dr. Waldorf, I just couldn't resist calling him that.)  

 Golden Boy is in an even worse situation, about to be taken advantage and tortured by a rapist pigman.  Not a fun way for a hero to start an adventure. (Depending on who's asking of course.)

Patrick, Fraser and David handle this dark situation with with style.  During the heroes brief imprisonment, the writers take time and care to embed into the struggle, plot elements, sex, action and humor.  That helps ease the severity of what is actually going a bit in this demonic drug house on the reader.  There's a movie reference that comes up that made me laugh and cringe just a little.  The movie mentioned really bothered the fuck out of 15 year old me. :P LOL. Nice reminder, cause it illustrated how messed up these doctors are, despite their beautiful bodies.  (Their faces also tell what they really are as if their actions didn't already!)

It's during these pages that we meet the hero Bullet for the first time.  Bullet is like a cross between Viewtiful Joe and Tony Cox.  A sexy little daddy dwarf, who's diminutive in all sizes save for one. (As you might guess.)  David endows him with just as much sexiness and love has he does the larger sized boys, making him an instantly enjoyable addition to the cast.
Spoiler sorta:  He sports one of the most gloriously detailed circumcised cocks in class comics history. A big round of applause to David for that!

After meeting with Bullet, the heroes realize what must be done.  They set on a path to put down this organization and rescue the men who's lives are in grievous peril.  Their plans are put to an abrupt halt by anime hair Tyler and Cascabel, a snake man who can strike much faster then our heroes ever dreamed of moving.  Is this the end?  Coiled in Cascabels slithery grasp, will Cadet perish and be transported Pan's Labyrinth style to the land of mythological men?   You will have to read on to find out!

Cascabel has every reason to be angry all the time. Fuck, if I had poisonous snakes for my dick and nipples I would never crack a smile.  I can bet you those snakes are none too happy about it neither.

I was sent a copy of this book the night before I was set to go for various tests at the hospital.  My worry was totally overridden thanks to the adventure and excitement found in this comic! I owe a great deal of dept to the Class for helping ease my mind and making me feel a little like a bubbling teenager all over again. (Eagerly awaiting the twilight hours to enjoy the book in privacy.)  I got a little doki doki, as the Japanese say.  In fact it was all I could do to contain my brewing accolades and not stay up all night writing a review.  I was up half the night re-enjoying it anyway it seemed. ;P  
As with all the books featuring Cadet, I can't recommend this one enough.  It's such a fun and wonderful ride.  It's so good to not only see that Strider and and Vallan still have a place in Byrons life, but we are assured that, they always will. (Despite the haters, who ever they are!!!)  The series ends in a super special way, that I will talk more about that below in my spoilers section.  For now honestly, if you haven't picked it up already, go for it.  Davids art is wonderful. His men are gorgeous, his action perfectly laid out and his cartoony humor perfectly placed.  It's just a continuation of what the man does so very well really. And he continues to strive to make cut and uncut cocks look even hotter with each issue! Ha ha ha!

Space Cadet #3:  
More fun than getting fucked by a centaur!

You can get your copy here:

******SPOILER SECTION!!!*********

This is basically where I will give a few critiques, cause every review should have some. As well, I will talk about the events of the books ending. So if you haven't read it yet, this is your last chance to turn back now! Don't worry, despite my desire to, I won't be posting any spoiler images.

*I gotta say, that while we know the Durand family certainly doesn't mind nudity, for cripes sake, could they not have given poor Byron a little dignity in the healing machine?  Throw a towel around him, or place a blocker over his privates.  There are old ladies and children present!! XD

*This is a light criticism, but I felt like instead of showing off all of Bullet the second he appeared, it would have been nice to have a little suspense and lead up to what he has between his legs.  It didn't hurt the character, or anything.  I just think a slower reveal later on, like we got with Golden Boy would have been really hot.  But that's not bullets style I guess. He wants it all out and ready for action right away. :P

*Davids skill in differentiating between cut and uncut dicks has come leaps and bounds over a very short time period. There are still instances where the details could be a bit clearer, but the strives he's made far override these few illustrations where it might not be fully clear.  Keep up the awesome work! 

* Space Cadet two boasted the slogan of going in a bold new direction. This was mostly aimed at the switch from fantasy to crime fighting as the series focus.  (Though so many Class books mix both so well, it's never felt to me like there had to be a focus on either, or.)  Anyway..this issue ends with ANOTHER bold choice. One that came right out of left field. Did NOT see coming, was both shocked, instantly hard and ejaculating over upon discovering.  Ejaculating more then once I might add!  That is, that Byron, while being healed, regains his foreskin. (Among other far less important body parts, like bones and appendix.)
In an incredible scene that follows Byron has his uncut cock bit, chewed, pulled and sucked on.  There's a lot of foreskin play and the few pages that followed could have been added to and added to for many more pages without a doubt.  I am sure the boys at Class had a hard time stopping ending this incredible moment in Space Cadet history.  Not only do we get to witness the enjoyment had by the first fully restored foreskin on an otherwise circumcised characters, we get the very FIRST docking scene ever done in Class Comics. It's one of the hottest moments for me in the publications history. Totally cum blowing fun.  It left me speechless. I hope and pray it won't be the last.
Now I don't want to sound too egotistical, or anything, but I gotta wonder if maybe, just maybe the Family Shower set of images the Rubensome and I did last year had anything to do with Byrons fully restored member?  I  also would like to think that maybe the docking as well, was inspired by the many images we have done here featuring Class and other characters in the act.  Yeah, I couldn't help but feel like it was a bit of giving back to the fans, because a lot of this book seems to focus on giving back to the fans that were not so negative to the series start.  Heck the last line from Cadet to Strider is, 'No matter what anyone says I'm glad you're in my life!" DAMN STRAIGHT!

*I would have loved to hear a little more narrative from Space Cadet on his thoughts and feelings of how different his cock felt now, but there is always time for that in future issues. (or a special edition in the future!)

*Speaking of negativity, one has to wonder if there will be backlash for Cadet becoming uncut?  I mean, Camili-Cats change was met with so much slack, that he only remained cut for one issue of his series. The adventure and quest of which to restore I thought deserved a longer period of time to flesh fully out.  (puns.) As much as many of us absolutely love foreskin, we all know guys out there that hate foreskin. I know artists that refused to draw it, guys that have had theirs removed and people that avoid it at all costs.  How many people I wonder, if any, will feel disconnect from Cadet now that his member doesn't match theirs, or their preconception that cut is the bests? 

The exact opposite of my reaction to Space Cadets new dick, but I would imagine sadly, there will be fans that will have this reaction. :(

*The way I see it, in regards to Cadet getting his foreskin back, it was like an incredible gift from the heavens.  An unexpected thank you for all his heroics and sacrifices. Saving an entire world and the lives of many innocent young men, should be rewarded in some way, wouldn't you agree?  While his father saved his life, the unexpected bonus, could be looked it in this light.

**Byron and Golden Boy enjoy some sex with his upgraded cock.  Honestly though Golden Boy needs to start living up to his name. Come on Class Comics!!! You know we want to see it happen!!! LOL!**Golden shower***

 What ever happens next in Space Cadets life, I just hope that sweet men of Class Comics will keep true to their personal vision of his future and not let negativity play the key role in shaping this my most beloved characters career. Yeah I said it. ;D

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Lil Deep Birthday Wishes For Adonix

Last Monday was Adonix birthday.  FallenAngel and I got together to bring him something featuring his most beloved character on our blog, Lil Deep.  Another popular character, lingers at the bottom of the page, unimpressed that he is not sharing any of the spotlight with Deep. He only gets a little lantern fish light..Maybe it is time to give this boy toy some more love?
One thing is for sure, Fallenangel excreted a vast amount of love onto Lil Deep and the rest of this one day masterpiece.  Lil Deep has never looked so adorable.  His cock is so astounding, all big, bright, with water sparkling and cascading down it...This is one shark who's sudden breaking of the surf wouldn't have you heading in the other direction.  I hope this image made Adonix feel years younger!

Guys, I just got an advance copy of Space Cadet #3!!! My stomach is full of butterflies of anticipation! I can't wait to read it before I go to bed.  I have to go to the hospital tomorrow, so man did this little surprise help totally flip my mood!!! I hope I will be able to tell you guys what I think of it tomorrow night.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Jokes on Vann Illia One Pager

Good morning, I'm gonna end this week with the very first comic drawn for the blog by Princeofhearts. In it you will be introduced to two new characters as Vann tries out his rescue skills once again!  The Jester Will Northern cries out for help and Vann leaps to the rescue! I hope you enjoy it!

All's well that ends well! No hard feelings, just a lot of hard dicks! :P

Princeofhearts was a huge delight to work with.  He took doing the project very much to 'heart.'  His desire to insure that he got the characters just right from the start told me this was gonna be a great experience.  His willingness to see the project was not only done quickly, but as beautifully as he could possibly muster insured him in list of artist that I must very strongly recommend and keep in mind for any future projects he may be willing to help take on.  The only thing that slowed this project down was me, having to deal with so many personal and work related issues last month.

Bonus Feature!  

Working with Princeofhearts was a wonderful time. He worked very quickly and gave a lot of feedback in both written and sketch form regarding even such a short project such as this.  Below you will see my initial sketches.  The first panel I submitted to him in text only. That is why there is a '2' beside the first doodle of Vann Illia.

Here are the many concept sketches Princeofhearts did of Jebbadon.  Various stances and costume pieces were discussed.  The cock brace was a favorite of mine, but we didn't include it in this particular scene.  I wanted to do something different from Kraw Last, but making the 'antagonist' a little more animal like. I love the scales, but thought they might make drawing him a bit of a chore.
Here is Princeofhearts first ever sketch of Vann Illia.  He did a magnificent job, bestowing him with an epic chest and sweet brick like abs.  As you can see he even went over various designs for the clubs!

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Class Comic's Inferno Is Hella Fun!

Class Comics newest release might not be for everyone.  A 14 page pulsating piece of fan fiction that delves a little deeper into the demonic sexual deviation of devil worship, then pretty much any other comic the company has produced.  Nico Brunet decided to go into so all in, so it might not be for the faint of heart.  We're very thankfully not talking about a comic that is a sick and twisted as the Demonic Sex series, but for those that have qualms about anything involving Satan, you may be weary of some of the contents.  I grew up very religious.  So much so that fear of the Devil developed into a life long OCD that feed on that fear.  I've grown past that now and by reading this book, I came to see just how much.  (Though it still twinged a little during certain lines. Isn't it WONDERFUL how religion leaves a seed that can totally fuck with your rational mind?)  All I can say is, just keep remember that this is just a comic and that Bob is Patrick Fillions perverse personification of the ruler of Hell.  (Is he in fact the one and only devil?  Sometimes I wonder.) 
ANYWAY...Personal issues one might have aside, the book itself is really fantastic stuff.  The story focuses around Rusty, who was Deimos informant and his decent into hell.  No redemption for Rusty, the hooker took a job for the devil and failed.  Bob doesn't seem to care that Rusty failed though.  (He's been met with enough of that with Deimos at this point anyway.)  No, this story focuses on Rusty's relationship with Bob that leads to a very intriguing and very dark place.  Rusty isn't so much a spirit, as a physical being when he enters Bob's domain.  He even has the scars where he was stitched up, after having certain body parts bit off.  (Reminds me of Beatlejuice a bit, save for the fact that, in that reality ghosts didn't get reassembled.)

I have to say, that I am a little skeptical as the why Rusty was chosen for this all important procedure.  Then I thought, well his history is practically unknown and if Nico were to continue this story line, I would love to see it explored.  I have a funny feeling that Bob's plan may have some fetal flaws, even if he thinks he has drained out all of Rusty by the end, that lingering thread of his spirit that still dwells within, may have something to say when they finally go up against Diemos.  Or maybe I was missing the whole point of the story, which might be trying to say that if you are a hooker, all you are is flesh and desire.  That's fun to exploit, but with nothing decent within you anyway, you might as well not have a mind and spirit of your own?  Even with scum like Rusty, I'm a little more optimistic then that. (Hey the man tried to kill Deimos and gave him crabs on the first page we met him on, I can assume he's scum!!!)  Too be very honest, I was a little sad that Rusty died off so quickly. I wanted to know more about him and his history. In this book we get a little more time with him at least.  Nico draws both Rusty and Bob as beautifully in ink and script, as the 14 pages are cholk full of narrative.  (Sometimes I wanted to skip ahead as I realized my um..enjoyment, might be ending a little too son cause of it! :P)  The whole comic comes off as one great love letter by someone who is totally enamored with the series.  I think fans will really appreciate it for this fact.  I know I did. After you are done with the 14 page story, there is WHOPPING 34 pages of behind the scenes stuff.  Full character pin ups, comic sketch pages, character sketches, etc.  That's a lot of sweet content.

There is one part that I gotta mention, that shows exactly what I mean regarding the narrative helping the panels be strong.  The part with the disgusting creature known as Vamp-Pig.  It's a mega nasty little demonic cherub, that does something with it's brain at one point that might make you want to hurl, but when you read the accompanying text, it turned into a surprising sensual experience. (Although a bit stomach turning still for some nonetheless.)
   ******************Spoiler Ends*********************

 There's something very off putting about those creepy cherub demons with those underdeveloped looking alien heads and womb eyes.  Looks like they were born not even half developed yet save for their cocks...ick.  Thankfully the main characters are super sexy.

Fucking on the fields of hell itself!

The comic is currently only avaiable in Digital form.  A fully physical, version, or even one just composed of comics and pin ups would be nice, but I have no idea if that is coming, or not.  Heck, this comic came right out of gate, having only been announced around the 20th of Feb 2015.   You can get the comic here and you want have to sell yourself to hell to get it, as it's only $4.75!:

Class Comic's Inferno Digital Edition

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

GuyToonist's Speedo Clad Leprechaun!

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! I hope you all remembered to wear green, cause if you didn't, then Guytoonist's Leprechaun will come after ya!  He'll be a pinching ya all over and tickling ya, till ya canna take no more. Then he'll pull off those green speedos and thrust that big old clover right up yer arse.  By the time he's spilled his seed, you'll feel like you been walloped in the backside for an hour with the Blarney Stone itself. Ay, that'll teach ye..
A huge thank you to Guytoonist you surprised me with this special piece of holiday magic!  I will take his art over a pot of gold anyway.  (They come with too many curses from the little people anyway.)  Sadly I had company over for the holiday and they didn't leave till 20 mins ago.  We had a great time playing cards and enjoying a holiday tradition:

However you spent to celebrate, keep safe and have fun. I wish that all your worries were fewer and further apart then grandmas teeth this coming year!

Friday, March 13, 2015

Friday Morning Bathroom Butt Play

Friday mornings routine isn't so bad, if you could share you bathroom with these two.  After a passionate night of love making, Apis and Belvadar have woken up feeling frisky. Watching that steam of gold rush out of Apis thick brown foreskin is really turning Bel on.  He can feel his cock start to grow, his cock head stretching and pulling his foreskin ever so slowly back in the process.  Bel bends forward a bit, his towel slipping down in the process and presents his ass.  Apis can't resist fingering that shiny black butt, warm and moist, right out of the shower.  He loves watching his man shave. Belvadar is secretly hoping he's saving some of that piss stream for when he inserts his massive manbull dick in his ass in a few moments.  Then, he can have a shower again, this time together...
This super sexy image was drawn by Gene Lightfoot based on a concept I came up with in the shower! If the boys Gene drew were in my bathroom, I would never, ever sleep in!

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Flintstones Bara Found in WWE: Stone Age SmackDown!

So the Flintstones are back after 14 years of basically nothing. (If you blinked you would have easily missed the one and only showing of On The Rocks in 2001.)  This time around, they have teamed the characters up with WWE superstars for a decent little movie.  I got some laughs out of it.  It certainly tries to carry the spirit of the series origins.  There's an odd attempt to make the characters look like they did when the series first started. I guess since people are still trying to follow Ren & Stimpy 25 years later, they decided to keep the bizarre characters models found in On The Rocks. This exaggerated, stretchy art style first appeared on merchandise in the 90s and was refined (in a super ugly way) in On The Rocks.  The character designs have been toned down a bit since then, at least in the case of Fred and Barney.  Wilma and Betty don't fare nearly as well.  Personally I never found anything wrong with the designs the series came to find as the standard, but I appreciate the attempt on display here for the most part here. 

 Cenastone and Mysteriopal engage in a flex off.  Freds Reaction is pretty priceless.  Pretty much sums up my reaction to wrestling in general. 

I absolutely HATE the redesigns of Betty and Wilma.  Their eyes are terrible, their bodies too small and those chicken legs have to go. (Not to mention boobs on Betty just looks wrong to me and I am no prude!)

I think my biggest issue is with the voice acting.  Oh, it's not bad, but it doesn't have any of the heart, or charm of the original voice actors, or any that came afterward.  First off, is fucking Tress MacNeille the only voice actress in Hollywood? One note MacNeille knows how to do one side of Wilma Flintstone:  The sarcastic, snarky side.  There's none of the warmth, or kindness that Jean Vander Pyl brought to the character.  
Fred is voice by Jeff Allen Bergman, who has voiced Fred in the past.(Most notably in On The Rocks and Family Guy segments.)  The problem with Bergman's Fred is that he suffers from Homer Simpson Syndrome.  He's a dummy.  Sure Fred isn't the brightest bulb on the tree, but you didn't expect his every other world to DUH when Reed, or Corden voiced him  I can't help but see more Peter Griffin here, then I can see of the true Fred.  Rounding off the cast (There's no reason to mention Betty as she is given next to nothing to do anyway) is Kevin Michael Richardson doing an exaggerated imitation of early Barney.  He does a good job honestly.  The real issue I have is that all I hear is Principle Lewis every time he opens his mouth. 
I should also mention John George O'Hurley doing Mr. Slate.  It just felt so off. I kept waiting for him to call his secratery Elaine Benestone. ugh...Again, are there no other voice actors that can do a funny boss character? -_-  None of this is horrible, it's just very different from the classic show, they are are so desperately trying to convince you they are channeling. 

Check this out:

As I said, the designs of some of the characters like Hoppy are very stretchy.  When you put Hoppy in the same frame as a wrestler, which is NOT stretchy, it combines together for a very odd visual package.  Some characters wind up looking like they fell out of another cartoon altogether. I think Hoppy must have been animated by the last surviving Kennedy Cartoons artist. :P

 Like On The Rocks, there's a few off color jokes and very unFlintstone like behaviors found in this special.  Kids throw live animals to a hungry T-Rex, in a ball toss game, Barney makes comments about how hot Wilma is. (Okay that one might not be so far from the original series.)  Most uncomfortable of all though is the twincest hug between the two female wrestlers. It'll just leave you feeling icky all over. This soooooo doesn't belong in an official Flintstones product.  

Now even after saying all that, I still can really recommend this little movie. There are some really funny gags.  (Some borrowed from Looney Tunes. I guess they forgot what series they were working on.)  While I am not a wrestling fan, I know enough about it, to at least appreciate and recognize most of the cast.  The plot is nothing special, but at least it doesn't drag on long past it's welcome like some HB movies tended to do in the late 80s and early 90s.  One thing I can say without a doubt is how beautiful the backgrounds are.  The ones of the town especially capture the spirit of the first season of the show.  Fred even takes the Stonehenge highway from the original credits! 

Final Verdict?
Flintstones in the WWE Stone Age Smackdown, is a bit nasty around the edges, but it's also a fun little romp with characters we haven't seen animated in over a decade and may not see again for an even longer time.  Might as well take a trip to Bedrock and enjoy the ride.


Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...