Rikuo Santa Batsu Is On The Naughty List

Merry Christmas 2015 everyone. I hope you guys are all having a wonderful holiday.  Mine has been filled with ups and downs. I spent a lot of this week in the hospital, visiting a relative who was fighting for her life.  So that didn't set up for a very happy holiday.  Things went well.  She is fine and we are having a great Christmas. :)  I got some very special gifts this year.  Among them was this wicked sketch of Santa Rikuo holding reindeer Batsu on a leach!  Maduinshorn sent me this the other day and if it wasn't for the nonstop company I would have had this up long ago.  Sharing this naughty sketch with you blog followers brings me much better joy, than anything I got under my tree!  Now if only Capcom could harness the imagination of Maduinshorn into a new game, I would have a perfect 2016!

Nehme VS Yoluk

Hey guys. What I have to share will probably be the final post this year that includes art by Lastmanouthere. I want to thank him deeply for providing so much content this year. He has contributed well over 20 works with many variations.  He's being doing more than his fair share to keep this blog alive and running. Each of his contributions have proven more popular than the last, as his art has jettisoned to astronomical levels in detailed beauty. In this time when the Canadian dollar is so low, it's hard for me to afford commissions.My old friend has done more for DPK than I could ever hope for.  I thank you very much Lastmanouthere.
He's provided a stunning piece that looks like it fell out of a sexy Mayan illustrated history book. (Well one we all would be hoping for as we dug through those books as teens!!!  You know you were looking for cocks toot, admit it.)  I can't get over the stunning details. The men, Yoluk and Nehme looks so life like. If only they truly were real! That would make for one hot holiday. Though I am not so sure I want Nehme scheming around my place. :P I would lose a lot of valuables!

Lastmanouthere was, as always ready with a back story as well!!! Enjoy!

 Well, after the whole affair with Tenson and the city of the world, but before the old wizard attempted to invade the Aztec capital, there was quite a bit of intrigue for Ixy and his friends.

One of the most significant events involved the diplomatic tensions between the Aztecs and their eternal enemies, the Tlaxcalteca people. The two civilisations had maintained a sort of truce since the rise of the current tlatoani, but the Aztecs have always had the upper hand. Tensions were on the rise, and even the able ambassador Meztliyaotl was unable to control the animosity between his people and the Aztecs. Eventually, though, the well-intentioned Ixy, in his capacity as representative of the neutral Maya, who agreed to travel to Tlaxcala to mediate.

Both Yoluk and Nehme learned that the tlaxcalteca queen was maybe not what she appeared, and set on a covert mission to rescue their beloved Ixy from the danger he was not aware of in his naivety. At first, the two Warriors were just short of inimical to each other. They both loved Ixy, loved him and only him and wished a life with him. Neither of them considered himself worthy of Ixy, though. And neither of them knew if Ixy loved him or the other.

Tlaxcala, however, turned out to be a more dangerous place than either the Mayan or the Aztec thought initially. They had to help each other, they had to cooperate and fight side by side to rescue the youth, and along they way, they realised something startling. Ixy could love each and both of them just as much and just as intensely. Even more surprisingly, they learned that they too, Nehme and Yoluk, could love another man too, in the same way they loved Ixy...

Nehme loving Ixy?  Well that is news to this prince.  But who knows?  For bitter enemies can make passionate lovers.

I hope you guys like the pictures! Merry Christmas from Lastmanouthere!

Splatoon: Bomb Range Up! The Issue With E-Liters

Being someone who has played since launch, I had the sad opportunity of watching the game of Splatoon devolve into Snipertoon.  Sometimes when I pay, I wind up in rooms filled with nothing but snipers.  I could blame the fall of the roller and blaster in October for this, but I think the ability to rule over a map easily is the true poison that fueled their popularity.

There was a day, not so long ago, when there was only one sniper class.  Then another appeared and finally the entry that ended the true free spirit of the game, the day of the E-liter.  A broken mess of a monstrosity, that can kill at a baffling range, the E-liters have spread nothing, but fear and terror since they arrived.  One look at their stats in Sheldons shop would have any Roller mains knees knocking.  On top of their range they also have a sub weapon that can take out people that get too close, by simply spamming a button.  In some courses like Mahi Mahi, it appears to have no limits in it's reach.  Mahi Mahi also has sniper protections walls to hinder bomb throwing. Sometimes I really think the devs favor this class far too much.  (Not to mention how no brand favors Bomb Range up.  All this makes me raise an eyebrow of suspicion.)

When I first played the game, I was a roller main. The more I had to deal with snipers, specifically the E-liter, the more I wanted better range options.  Not to say rollers and the like can't take down a sniper.  They can.  But a good one?  Brother, you better pray to whatever God you believe in that they are not waiting for you.

I'll never forget the day everything changed.  It was just after the summer patch.  We were 3 vs 4 on a map, the NEW urchin underpass. Yeah we knew we couldn't really win, but no one should have to have gone through what my team did that day.  NONE of us had any long range options.  It was us vs two snipers, some gunner and a gold dynamo. Now I could have used my ink strike, true enough, but these dead eyes had us spawn camped. The other two on my team just kept running off the spawn and getting instantly killed. They had little choice else, unless they wanted to just stand and attempt to build a special.  The game can always feel a little unfair, but at that point it was totally broken.  FAIR was a concept furthest from what we were going through.  (As well as good game design.) If the snipers didn't get them as they fled, the no skill Dynomo would. Eventually I did use the ink strike and got them to move. Little good it did though.

That was the day a fire was born in me. A fierce rage started against all snipers.  One that was a very faint spark of hate, suddenly burned with the fire of the sun.  I started my quest to make snipers suffer. I wasn't going to be helpless anymore.  My bomb range and throwing skills would be perfected. On that day I started my quest to become THEIR worst nightmare.

I tested the limits of the ability after spending hours rerolling.  Little by little, I improved my range.  Guides and online faqs done by people that certainly had not acquired the proper gear said Bomb Range caps early on. I discovered that with three mains and 7 subs it was still going further.  Were the guides written by e-liters?  The same scum that asked for rollers to be circumcised?  I wonder. I have never seen anyone with perfect gear.  Right now all I have is my goggles perfected  What I have is good enough.  It throws about as far as an e-liter can fire and much further then a Kelp Splatterscope.

Since that day, I have had glorious sessions of making these assholes suffer.  I've even taken up the sniper rifle myself and found just how easy it is to use. (though I am certainly no master.) I wonder though, why they decided to add this class to the game?  Splatoon was far more fun before the E-liter.  Short to mid range weapon variety made everything function better.  Once they came on the scene, you always had to worry about being able to counter them.  Cause if you couldn't, could you count on other team mates to man up?  I have seen situations on towers, were people WILL NOT MOVE, even after the snipers are taken care of. They sit and crap themselves, because of the rain of death e-liters bring.  Something feels very broken about that.  Add hit scanning and Japanese lag into the equation and you have one broken weapon. Not to mention they can lessen their charge time by stacking damage up, which also makes their sub weapon over powered.

FallenAngel helped me create the wonderful propaganda poster above.  I want to spread the word.  There is hope to end their terror.  There are counters without having to resort to specials, or becoming one of them.  Join the heroes of the bomb range up brigade!

On the brighter side of Splatoon stuff, my Plushies came from Amiami today! Man, they are much smaller than I thought they would be.

Krawlash And His Brothers

One day after a long adventure, Krawlash invites Vann to his ancestral home.  They have venture so far that it seems like the right choice to make.  Spending the evening with family is preferable to the woodland and it's many creatures.  In a rocky cliff, Vann is treated to true reptile human hospitality.  As usual, he gorges himself on the cooking.  Home cooking, especially this exotic mix of fruits and vegetables seasoned just right, he cannot resit. The more he eats, the more he wants. Sadly the spices used have an odd effect on one half human and half elf.  Vann finds himself growing increasing horny soon after dinner.  His ass aches to be as full as his tummy.  He allows Kraw to slither up his man hole with is leathery cock. It fits and glides in and out like a charm.  Cum flows time and again from the young blonds cock.  From the shadows emerge Kraws two older brothers.  They have been watching and their massive 15 inch uncut cocks have swollen fully.  They want some attention, but can Vann Illia take it?  For unlike Kraw, these two have spiky frills along the top of their shafts.  What will the fate of Vann Illias ass be?  Below: the epic fucking art of FallenAngel!!! Enjoy!

Here is the concept sketch for the piece.  Originally one brother was to be cut with spikes on his head. (Still could be under the foreskin.)  The other was to have one large spike that formed from his skull.  Cut brother was meant to be the younger, thinner brother as well.  He may appear in an additional image! 

 

Here is the initial sketch by FallenAngel. We toyed with them having more lizard like faces.

 

 

Devar The Tracker‏

Hey guys, As you can see above I have another portrait by Lastmouthere! This one is of the perfectly hung hunter Devar.  (Hey Devar, is that DENVER on your shoulder? O__O)  Dever has one of the slickest cocks Lastmanouthere has ever made.  That perfect sausage is lucky it's still in the shape it's in.  As you can see and will soon read, he has sustained some major battle damage.  Fighting in a savage world of barbarians and bewitched bones will do that to a guy though!  Read on for his story, as soon as you are done drooling. ;P

Formerly one of the hunters, Devar was wounded in a battle with a dancer Bone, losing his eye and a nipple. While he was still able to fight, the tribe decided his talents would be better used a tracker. Out there in the steppe, Devar always know how to find his way, be it back home to the settlement, looking after lost youngsters, or even following one of the damned Bones for the hunters to finish it. Though his pride was hurt when he was demoted, he had found happiness and proven his worth as the invaluable member of the tribe he is.

Regarding his creation: 
 
For his design, a decided not to put a lot of bone details, with the obvious exception of the skull shoulder pad. Unlike most of the hunters of the tribe, his cock and face are not protected; more protective bone armor should be reserved for the fighters of the tribe, though Devar still has some protection in care his mission involves Bones. 

This of course lead to his being so badly damaged. Still I wouldn't turn my nose up at him.  I dig the damage.  He certainly has nice combed hair for a handicapped tracker.  I wonder how he will figure into Iggy's story?

Blue Eyed Barbarian Boy

I recieved this beautiful piece of art from FallenAngel this evening. I just had to post doe eyed Vann up for you guys to enjoy right away! I think these here are Fallens cutest eyes to date! XD Vann Illian must be thinking of someone very special to be getting a look in his eyes that expose his very heart to the world. He's not exactly the most outwardly affectionate character after all. A super huge thank you to FallenAngel for making a dreary Tuesday full of brightness!

Sergent Owens Christmas Surprise

 All he wanted for Christmas was to spend it with Lawsuit.  So T-Boy Sen Owen this...Smart ass kid!  Still Owne wasn't going to complain!

Hey guys! I was going to post this for 'black Friday' but I had some family issues come up and was unable to!  (I also had to assemble a ski slope, but that's another story.)  I am really happy to be able to FINALLY share this picture with you today.  This was a Christmas gift from the Class Comics team from Leon De Leon and myself. It was in celebration as well of the new book (at the time) The Adventures of Lawsuit and T-Boy.  This was a  book that I found totally engaging to read.  And re-read again and again! 

For those of you that might not know, the Lawsuit characters appeared in a short comic that I personally discovered back in 2009.  I'm not really sure how old it is.  For years people would ask me if I knew anything about the title, or characters.  People thought it was a Class Comics project long before Jacob Mott was even on board with the Patrick and Fraser!  Why were people so enticed to see this comic completed?  Well, to answer that, here are the first few pages that were produced. I think you will get a good idea as to why from them!

I honestly don't know the history behind these pages.  Maybe this was a pitch, or was placed on a pay site, or just produced for Jacobs website for his fans.  All I know is, things went quiet for a very long time.  During this time, assumptions ran wild.  Every thing from Jacob losing the rights to the characters, to something still being in the works, but delayed, to Jacob just giving up on the characters altogether, was speculated upon.   So it came a huge surprise that delighted the hearts of many fans, when in 2014 Class Comics announced that there would be a full Lawsuit and T-Boy comic being released!  Anticipation ran high.  I can remember people emailing me filled with excitement and joy.  And why not? Jacob was already known from great erotic comics such as the Naked Justice Beggining series and the phenomenal Mako Finn, along with many strip show pages.  Now his fans would get to see him do one of his own stories. You could hear the precum dripping from the fanboys! 

I personally adored the book from page one onward.  I was one of those people that waited on baited breath for it's release.  Expectations were high and I was very pleased that Jacob kept the level of humor, story and sex on par with all his other projects with Class.  First off, both main characters are just so likable.  Lawsuit is sexy fun mix of Bruce Wayne and Phoenix Wright.  (Funny we don't see him do any court duty. Whispers..I don' think he is a real lawyer. Ohhh...)  Love his fuzzy chest. He's like the personification of every hot 90s comic book character that made it to animation, that you have longed over since youth!  A smart tough crime fighter, with a smoking body and a golden heart.  His young handicapped ward is T-Boy. He's fully of youth and sass.  Always ready with a clever comment, when he's not lending his brains and brawn to the situation at hand.  They make a super sexy team.

A few things I really enjoyed about this title.  They included a lot of different races.  This is something Class is good at, but I wanted to point out that I especially liked the Asian street tough.  He was hotness! Of course you already know that Leon and I were totally in love with Sargent Owen. Dang, we were hoping he would attend the stories after party from the second we saw him!  You will have to read the book to find out if he did, or not!
The characters all talk in British accents and that adds a heck of a lot to the characters as well as the setting as well.  A little slang goes a long way in establishing the world these people live in.
Another thing I really appreciated was that the book contains a full story.  Yes there is a set up for a sequel after the main story ends, but everything in the book is self contained. It's nice to have continuing stories, but considering how long fans waited for book one, I think it was an excellent idea to do a self contained story for the first book.  It was also great that the plot revolves around the same story as introduced in the original teasers.  Jacob expanded on it and gave the fans exactly what they were hoping for.

On that note, I got a real kick out of the enemy Fantasma and his army of horny zombies.  I love that old school magician/phantom of the opera vibe I got from him.  His zombie slaves got me all nostalgic, as they reminded me of the 'Fixed Idea' thugs from the acclaimed (though short lived) Cybersix series.  The concept of using zombies as they were originally view (mindless slaves, not cannibal corpses) also fit very well with classic bad guy persona that Fantasma portrays.

If you haven't picked up the book yet, you can get it here: The Adventures of T-Boy and Lawsuit.
They are having a big black Friday sale at Class Comics till Monday, so you can get it for for either 25-35% percent off, depending on if you want the print, or digital editions!  You have to use the code Noir.

Terricks Got Great Ass

Hey guys, this is the treat I promised a few days ago. I have had a hectic week. So I had to postpone this a bit.  Lastmanouthere drew this brilliant portrait of one of his oldest characters Terrick.  It's so very life like! The most realistic piece he has ever done.  I insisted on posting his masterpiece here.  It's amazing how much his art has evolved in a little over half a decade. I still draw the same as in high school! :P (Read as terribly.)   Anyway I am busting with pride to share with you my friends wonderful work.  Keep up the experimenting Lastmanouthere!

Terrick is the captain of the guarrds, well he was anyway.  He fell in love with the prince, had a falling out with king Lohab and left for a time.  The king despises him, but sent for him and his ensamble of heroes later on.  Lastman created him waaaaaaaaaaaaay back in 2007!!! God I was in my 20s still! LOL!  (Alright I was 30 by then..ugh.)
Here he is! So adorable!! hee hee.

You can see Lastmanoutheres posting of him here! 

You can see how he evolved and meet the rest of his friends from Seed Of The Gods Here!

Hasi, Shepherd Prince of the Huichol

Hello Guys, it's a cold Sunday in November on my side of the Earth. First day we had real snow too. It's even colder for Lastmanouthere, who is living in Norway.  Despite the cold of our living conditions Lastman has beenchanneling the heat of his home back in Mexico, to bring us his latest couple of visions.  First up is the humble prince of the Shepherd Hasi.  Wouldn't you just love to be part of his flock, eh? ;D  His story is far more complicated than one of a humble leader of farmers though, as I will let Lastman enlighten you with below this beautiful portrait of manliness.

The Huichol are the most peaceful and civilised of the northern Chichimeca tribes. Quite content with their small fields just north from the Tarascan kingdom, the Huichol are not even warriors, they are shepherds. Good with the arrow, which they mostly use to chase away wolves and coyotes, they are not quite fitting with the barbarians from the other tribes under Tenson. According to their prince Hasi, a vision told him they should follow the Icy God of the Acaxe, so he pledges his tribe's allegiance to him. None of the Huichol are comfortable with this decision, but they follow Hasi into war regardless.

Hasi himself is a very calm and relaxed, though like a good leader he never hesitates in his duties, be it helping with the crops or sentencing a criminal to death. Instead of a spear, he carries a shepherds cane. Like all the dozen or so Huichol princes, he cam adds a subtle form of hypnotic magic, which he drives through his pan flute. He can make everyone who hears his music angry, doped, distracted, or even temporally crazy. In Tensons war, he and his fellows princes can put enemies to sleep while a barrage of arrows fall upon them, or break the Aztec armies formation by driving the soldiers mad with fear, while other squadrons take the physical combat.

It sounds like Hasi might have made the wrong choice in following Acaxe, but only time will tell.  As for his skills with the pan flute, ha ha..sounds like Holocene, except in Hasi's case, he actual can control people. Holocene's guitar playing and off key singing only annoying his would be lovers.  It will be very interesting to see him weave his magic to get in and out of some very naughty situations in the future!  I for one am very excited. I hope Lastman plans at least one, or two short images that show that in action!!!

Stay tuned cause Tuesday I will unleash another image by Lastmanouthere.  One that will bring back one of his earliest creations!  He has been using his ipad pro and the results are becoming extraordinarily life like! I hope you will come back for it!

Dicks Out For Diwali

As the Christmas holiday season fast approaches us, I wanted to acknowledge another holiday that has just passed. (In the only way we do things around here, with hot naked guys.) The celebration of lights, Diwali was last week. FallenAngel and I got some inspiration and went went head first into this idea. Our Indian warrior is Sikh, but that's okay, as I've noticed Diwali is gaining popularity outside of Hinduism here in Canada.

And so we have our warriors alone on the battlefield.  Two lonely hearts, from two very different worlds.  Vann and Jurpreet.  They do not speak one word of the others native tongue.  Yet, here in dim light of early evening, they have found a connection.  The landscape is engulfed in a muddy fog, brought about by hundreds of warriors, battling in the dirt for hours.  The battle has ended.  Loses all around.  The fog is so thick, it engulfs the light, drowning out (along with the carnage) any hopes for a happy festival of lights.  Here these two have somehow found a connection with one another.  One so strong, their very bodies, illuminated with passion, seem to have added colour and hope, to village in despair.  A connection between East and West that shines the path to a peaceful future.

A huge thanks to FallenAngel for helping create this wonderful vision.  I kept sending him old frazetta art and he said it really inspired him, with the men and of course the lovely background! He took his time, as he really wanted to create something inspirational. I think he succeeded. :)

LittleTLK Splatoon Roller Muscle

Hey! Remember up till October when Rollers where powerful and FUN to use in Splatoon? Yeah those days are all but over.  THANKS NINTENDO.  They don't realize that every time they nerf a weapon, snipers get a buff.  Pretty soon this game will just be about characters walking to the center of the screen and shaking hands.  Only snipers will remain untouched! 
Anyway, back in the summer, when the Krak-On Roller was my main, (First weapon to max back in July.) I commissioned this awesome artwork from LittleTLK.  The artists shared my passion for Inklings and Splatoon. I loved his cute hunky art and thought they would make a stunning combination on a male Inlking.  Though he has had very little time to play, or draw, he did find time to finish this muscle masterpiece.  The image makes an exciting start to the week and an eternal tribute to my once and only true Splatoon love, the Roller....RIP Rollers.  :( 
Actually I stopped manning the Rollers as a main back in July.  Why?  Snipers...If you played the game, you understand. :P 

You might be wondering why the sharp beak tooth is at the top, instead of at the bottom as it is in the game. I got the inspiration to ask LittleTLK to do it this way based on the original sketches found in the Splatoon guide book.  I think it looks better.  It's far more fitting for a squids mouth.

While it took a bit of time to come to be, it was worth the wait. LittleTLK was very great to work with. I can strongly recommend this artist for commissions!

Belvadar Is All Wrapped Up On Halloween Night

Happy Halloween Guys!
I hope you are having a wonderful Halloween night.  I have had a great time today myself.  I've been to three haunted houses in the last couple hours.  And now, to top the night off perfectly, I have this super fun piece to share with you guys. I've been holding this one back all month, just to post tonight, in this my traditional witching hour post! Once again Leon De Leon has been called upon to draw Belvadar, but this time instead of Jasper, he's been paired with Immatopmon, our Angel of Halloween.   Poor Bel has been strung up and tortured for hours in the hands of the horny mummy.  The mummy is a master of masturbation, keeping Belvdar on the edge for hours, before finally allowing him to cum.  Immatopmon whips his wrapping foreskin feverishly up and down as it soaks up the bat boys bukake.

Who will rescue our hero?  Will Jasper, feverishly jealous, rise to the challenge? 

 

As I mentioned, I went to three haunted houses.  The displays were out of this world.  One house featured a ton of killer clowns. They had a projector showing images of people being chased by slashers.  There was a dried out corpse frantically rocking back and forth and sloth cooking up a cannibal style meal.  Kids were NOT having fun at this place! :P

The other two places featured everything from ghost pirates and devil raising from hell, to insane asylums rooms and swami stuck in crystal balls. There were dead walking around and all kinds of other animatronic abominations. I even spotted Sihem!   Below are just a few of the pictures I took.

 

Mr. Scarecrow and Mr. Crow Pop Up For Halloween

It just wouldn't be Halloween around here, if we didn't get our annual visit from Mr. Scarecrow and his lover Mr. Crow by FallenAngel. They've been spreading Halloween cheer and showing us that even those that should be mortal enemies can be friends and more!  FallenAngel delivers the goods once again this year with this sexy piece.  At peace in the pumpkin patch, far from prying eyes, these two can enjoy themselves all night long.  Those pumpkins look like they are snuggling in closer...Who can blame them?

This years image had a special bit of inspiration behind it. True, a character coming out of a pumpkin is a staple of Halloween images, but one in particular is very special to me.  The very first Halloween decoration I ever owned was a cardboard cut out of a skeleton coming out of a pumpkin.  I got it when I was only 5 years old and had it till I was in my early 20s. (At which point something happened to it.)  I decided to try to find it again and after months of searching I finally found and bought it on E-bay. Hanging on my door again, it brings back many wonderful Halloween memories. (Like how I used to get into trouble hanging it up on Oct 1st and how my boyfriend and I would give out treats at the door, scaring the kids, once we were too old to go out ourselves.)  

I have another awesome image to share with you guys tomorrow! I see Class Comics has 2 new Halloween books out as well.  Gonna have to look them over tonight with a cup of cocoa.  Tomorrow is the Halloween Splatfest in Splatoon.  Nintendo released some neat art for it.  Shame that none of the costumes, or even the Halloween theme will be featured in the game. Seems easy enough to implement, but you know Nintendo.  They are not gonna go the extra mile for one Splatfest. 

The did try to make it Halloween themed, asking what Halloween costume you would rather wear, Pirates, or Ninjas?  Dubbed the Naruto Vs One Piece Splatfest by many at this point, I think Ninjas are gonna be the most popular team. I went for pirates myself.  First off, I have far more interest in them than Ninjas.  Second and most importantly, their links to Halloween are abundant. (Three words Garfield's Halloween Adventure.) I guess I should mention how they are a better fit with sea creatures and how their plundering of a city fits the theme of Trick, or Treating better, but whatever. I am sure I will be on the losing team anyway. :P Who did you pick?
Happy Halloween and stay sweet out there Squid Kids, not salty!