Rikuo Santa Batsu Is On The Naughty List

Merry Christmas 2015 everyone. I hope you guys are all having a wonderful holiday.  Mine has been filled with ups and downs. I spent a lot of this week in the hospital, visiting a relative who was fighting for her life.  So that didn't set up for a very happy holiday.  Things went well.  She is fine and we are having a great Christmas. :)  I got some very special gifts this year.  Among them was this wicked sketch of Santa Rikuo holding reindeer Batsu on a leach!  Maduinshorn sent me this the other day and if it wasn't for the nonstop company I would have had this up long ago.  Sharing this naughty sketch with you blog followers brings me much better joy, than anything I got under my tree!  Now if only Capcom could harness the imagination of Maduinshorn into a new game, I would have a perfect 2016!

Nehme VS Yoluk

Hey guys. What I have to share will probably be the final post this year that includes art by Lastmanouthere. I want to thank him deeply for providing so much content this year. He has contributed well over 20 works with many variations.  He's being doing more than his fair share to keep this blog alive and running. Each of his contributions have proven more popular than the last, as his art has jettisoned to astronomical levels in detailed beauty. In this time when the Canadian dollar is so low, it's hard for me to afford commissions.My old friend has done more for DPK than I could ever hope for.  I thank you very much Lastmanouthere.
He's provided a stunning piece that looks like it fell out of a sexy Mayan illustrated history book. (Well one we all would be hoping for as we dug through those books as teens!!!  You know you were looking for cocks toot, admit it.)  I can't get over the stunning details. The men, Yoluk and Nehme looks so life like. If only they truly were real! That would make for one hot holiday. Though I am not so sure I want Nehme scheming around my place. :P I would lose a lot of valuables!

Lastmanouthere was, as always ready with a back story as well!!! Enjoy!

 Well, after the whole affair with Tenson and the city of the world, but before the old wizard attempted to invade the Aztec capital, there was quite a bit of intrigue for Ixy and his friends.

One of the most significant events involved the diplomatic tensions between the Aztecs and their eternal enemies, the Tlaxcalteca people. The two civilisations had maintained a sort of truce since the rise of the current tlatoani, but the Aztecs have always had the upper hand. Tensions were on the rise, and even the able ambassador Meztliyaotl was unable to control the animosity between his people and the Aztecs. Eventually, though, the well-intentioned Ixy, in his capacity as representative of the neutral Maya, who agreed to travel to Tlaxcala to mediate.

Both Yoluk and Nehme learned that the tlaxcalteca queen was maybe not what she appeared, and set on a covert mission to rescue their beloved Ixy from the danger he was not aware of in his naivety. At first, the two Warriors were just short of inimical to each other. They both loved Ixy, loved him and only him and wished a life with him. Neither of them considered himself worthy of Ixy, though. And neither of them knew if Ixy loved him or the other.

Tlaxcala, however, turned out to be a more dangerous place than either the Mayan or the Aztec thought initially. They had to help each other, they had to cooperate and fight side by side to rescue the youth, and along they way, they realised something startling. Ixy could love each and both of them just as much and just as intensely. Even more surprisingly, they learned that they too, Nehme and Yoluk, could love another man too, in the same way they loved Ixy...

Nehme loving Ixy?  Well that is news to this prince.  But who knows?  For bitter enemies can make passionate lovers.

I hope you guys like the pictures! Merry Christmas from Lastmanouthere!

Splatoon: Bomb Range Up! The Issue With E-Liters

Being someone who has played since launch, I had the sad opportunity of watching the game of Splatoon devolve into Snipertoon.  Sometimes when I pay, I wind up in rooms filled with nothing but snipers.  I could blame the fall of the roller and blaster in October for this, but I think the ability to rule over a map easily is the true poison that fueled their popularity.

There was a day, not so long ago, when there was only one sniper class.  Then another appeared and finally the entry that ended the true free spirit of the game, the day of the E-liter.  A broken mess of a monstrosity, that can kill at a baffling range, the E-liters have spread nothing, but fear and terror since they arrived.  One look at their stats in Sheldons shop would have any Roller mains knees knocking.  On top of their range they also have a sub weapon that can take out people that get too close, by simply spamming a button.  In some courses like Mahi Mahi, it appears to have no limits in it's reach.  Mahi Mahi also has sniper protections walls to hinder bomb throwing. Sometimes I really think the devs favor this class far too much.  (Not to mention how no brand favors Bomb Range up.  All this makes me raise an eyebrow of suspicion.)

When I first played the game, I was a roller main. The more I had to deal with snipers, specifically the E-liter, the more I wanted better range options.  Not to say rollers and the like can't take down a sniper.  They can.  But a good one?  Brother, you better pray to whatever God you believe in that they are not waiting for you.

I'll never forget the day everything changed.  It was just after the summer patch.  We were 3 vs 4 on a map, the NEW urchin underpass. Yeah we knew we couldn't really win, but no one should have to have gone through what my team did that day.  NONE of us had any long range options.  It was us vs two snipers, some gunner and a gold dynamo. Now I could have used my ink strike, true enough, but these dead eyes had us spawn camped. The other two on my team just kept running off the spawn and getting instantly killed. They had little choice else, unless they wanted to just stand and attempt to build a special.  The game can always feel a little unfair, but at that point it was totally broken.  FAIR was a concept furthest from what we were going through.  (As well as good game design.) If the snipers didn't get them as they fled, the no skill Dynomo would. Eventually I did use the ink strike and got them to move. Little good it did though.

That was the day a fire was born in me. A fierce rage started against all snipers.  One that was a very faint spark of hate, suddenly burned with the fire of the sun.  I started my quest to make snipers suffer. I wasn't going to be helpless anymore.  My bomb range and throwing skills would be perfected. On that day I started my quest to become THEIR worst nightmare.

I tested the limits of the ability after spending hours rerolling.  Little by little, I improved my range.  Guides and online faqs done by people that certainly had not acquired the proper gear said Bomb Range caps early on. I discovered that with three mains and 7 subs it was still going further.  Were the guides written by e-liters?  The same scum that asked for rollers to be circumcised?  I wonder. I have never seen anyone with perfect gear.  Right now all I have is my goggles perfected  What I have is good enough.  It throws about as far as an e-liter can fire and much further then a Kelp Splatterscope.

Since that day, I have had glorious sessions of making these assholes suffer.  I've even taken up the sniper rifle myself and found just how easy it is to use. (though I am certainly no master.) I wonder though, why they decided to add this class to the game?  Splatoon was far more fun before the E-liter.  Short to mid range weapon variety made everything function better.  Once they came on the scene, you always had to worry about being able to counter them.  Cause if you couldn't, could you count on other team mates to man up?  I have seen situations on towers, were people WILL NOT MOVE, even after the snipers are taken care of. They sit and crap themselves, because of the rain of death e-liters bring.  Something feels very broken about that.  Add hit scanning and Japanese lag into the equation and you have one broken weapon. Not to mention they can lessen their charge time by stacking damage up, which also makes their sub weapon over powered.

FallenAngel helped me create the wonderful propaganda poster above.  I want to spread the word.  There is hope to end their terror.  There are counters without having to resort to specials, or becoming one of them.  Join the heroes of the bomb range up brigade!

On the brighter side of Splatoon stuff, my Plushies came from Amiami today! Man, they are much smaller than I thought they would be.

Krawlash And His Brothers

One day after a long adventure, Krawlash invites Vann to his ancestral home.  They have venture so far that it seems like the right choice to make.  Spending the evening with family is preferable to the woodland and it's many creatures.  In a rocky cliff, Vann is treated to true reptile human hospitality.  As usual, he gorges himself on the cooking.  Home cooking, especially this exotic mix of fruits and vegetables seasoned just right, he cannot resit. The more he eats, the more he wants. Sadly the spices used have an odd effect on one half human and half elf.  Vann finds himself growing increasing horny soon after dinner.  His ass aches to be as full as his tummy.  He allows Kraw to slither up his man hole with is leathery cock. It fits and glides in and out like a charm.  Cum flows time and again from the young blonds cock.  From the shadows emerge Kraws two older brothers.  They have been watching and their massive 15 inch uncut cocks have swollen fully.  They want some attention, but can Vann Illia take it?  For unlike Kraw, these two have spiky frills along the top of their shafts.  What will the fate of Vann Illias ass be?  Below: the epic fucking art of FallenAngel!!! Enjoy!

Here is the concept sketch for the piece.  Originally one brother was to be cut with spikes on his head. (Still could be under the foreskin.)  The other was to have one large spike that formed from his skull.  Cut brother was meant to be the younger, thinner brother as well.  He may appear in an additional image! 

 

Here is the initial sketch by FallenAngel. We toyed with them having more lizard like faces.

 

 

Devar The Tracker‏

Hey guys, As you can see above I have another portrait by Lastmouthere! This one is of the perfectly hung hunter Devar.  (Hey Devar, is that DENVER on your shoulder? O__O)  Dever has one of the slickest cocks Lastmanouthere has ever made.  That perfect sausage is lucky it's still in the shape it's in.  As you can see and will soon read, he has sustained some major battle damage.  Fighting in a savage world of barbarians and bewitched bones will do that to a guy though!  Read on for his story, as soon as you are done drooling. ;P

Formerly one of the hunters, Devar was wounded in a battle with a dancer Bone, losing his eye and a nipple. While he was still able to fight, the tribe decided his talents would be better used a tracker. Out there in the steppe, Devar always know how to find his way, be it back home to the settlement, looking after lost youngsters, or even following one of the damned Bones for the hunters to finish it. Though his pride was hurt when he was demoted, he had found happiness and proven his worth as the invaluable member of the tribe he is.

Regarding his creation: 
 
For his design, a decided not to put a lot of bone details, with the obvious exception of the skull shoulder pad. Unlike most of the hunters of the tribe, his cock and face are not protected; more protective bone armor should be reserved for the fighters of the tribe, though Devar still has some protection in care his mission involves Bones. 

This of course lead to his being so badly damaged. Still I wouldn't turn my nose up at him.  I dig the damage.  He certainly has nice combed hair for a handicapped tracker.  I wonder how he will figure into Iggy's story?

Blue Eyed Barbarian Boy

I recieved this beautiful piece of art from FallenAngel this evening. I just had to post doe eyed Vann up for you guys to enjoy right away! I think these here are Fallens cutest eyes to date! XD Vann Illian must be thinking of someone very special to be getting a look in his eyes that expose his very heart to the world. He's not exactly the most outwardly affectionate character after all. A super huge thank you to FallenAngel for making a dreary Tuesday full of brightness!