Pretus Kerikar The Ox

Pretus is part of the same gang with Tristan, Milne and Val. He is a character that has been brewing in the mind of Lastmanouthere for 10 years.  All that time spent cooking him up, has resulted in the most divine of dishes.  A godly treat, our mortal eyes are not worthy of receiving!!  He may be described as a mere 'civilised barbarian' but there is air of something more to him. Something that makes you just want to bend at the knees and ...um..worship... Lastmanouthere has risen the bar to heaven with this creation.  Get the tissues ready and I will grab the lube.  Prepare to enjoy the hottest entry of August!!! What a way to end the summer!

Pretus Kerikar, whose name roughly translates "musk ox born wester-born", is an adventure-seeking warrior from the eastern White Plains. Pretus comes from a tribe which, in the past, saw massive Scal intermingling, and hence his traits are more Scal than Besar. This also makes him one of the so-called "civilized barbarians", which are moderately accepted among Prarians and other civilized nations as sell-swords and adventurers.

Pretus left his village to seek his fortune when he was just a teenager, following the loss of both his fathers. He travelled for years from Praria to Urodelos, then Cayis, Saron, and Lisia, from where he got word of the Guild's recruitment of mercenaries for its own Patrols in the wildest district of Dalea, south from his own home. Journeying west, he stopped in Arcadia, where sights of Besar barbarians weren't usual, and got some trouble for being so foolhardy and brash. It was only by the intervention of Milne, a mystic whose vision had guided him to Pretus, that the Besar got the chance to be recruited into the Guild Patrol.

Milne followed Pretus, and both ended up in Tristan's unit in Dalea. Their task was to secure the roads and eliminate troublesome highwaymen and monsters which could hinder the Guild's plans on settling the wild areas, but it became clear soon that Tristan had his own agenda, and Pretus and Milne had been involved into something larger than they imagined.

Pretus's weapon of choice is the double-headed battleaxe, which he swings easily thanks to his massive strength, a clear Besar trait. He wears silver jewellery with motives and shapes typical of his native White Plains, but has otherwise adapted his outfit according to the places he has visited in his adventures. Pretus is at the same time a reckless adventurer and a serious fighter; all talk and fluster until the inevitable fight comes, and then turns into a deadly, relentless opponent. While he initially ridicules Milne's belief in his visions and his swallow companion, he come to deeply care and love the man, and even to like the bird.

South Of The Border Satyr Party

Hello everyone!  FallenAngel and I wished Yelmo a very happy birthday a little while ago.  We brought back a very special character just for that occasion. This happy little fellow is very much based on the birthday boy himself, if he was his favourite mythical creature that is!  We brought him back this year for an encore perfomance.  Instead of a guitar though, we went with a very festive traditional theme.  We wanted him to whoop it up with Vann this time.  Maybe they can do a little Samba De Amigo in the sack together...
Super huge thanks to FallenAngel and many, many happy returns of the day to Yelmo!

Jerking Off Like It's Summer 1997

Hey guys!  Can't believe the CNE opens this weekend.  Summer 2017 is almost done.  Hard to believe.  Even harder to believe that it was 20 years ago, the summer of me going from 19 to 20 that I feel in love with the movie Disney's Hercules.  It has provided the fuel for many the fantasy over the last 2 decades.  You all have seen some of them come true here.  In celebration of the movie, I asked Urbanmusiq to draw up a sweet image of Herc enjoying himself.  A fountain of cum, like a champaign shot goes up in happy memory of that summer so long ago...that feels like only yesterday.  He did an amazing job, as did Bakunawa, who provided the glorious colour and background to the piece.  I hope you guys all like it.  If you haven't seen this movie, I strongly suggest it. That don't make them like that any more.  With the retiring of the directors, I doubt we will see many like it in the future either.

Heating Up August With Val Novere

Oh boy, I got a super treat today!  I new character from Lastmanouthere, plus his back story.  This is the perfect way to lead into the long weekend!  It is actually storming heavily here.  We had a lightning strike and power outage as I was uploading this.  Kinda fitting, considering the physique of Val here!  Guess he was a bit too much to unleash. I tell you one thing, I wish I was half as talented as coming up with costumes as Lastmanouthere is. He might have chosen the wrong career...if the world was full of people with bodies like Vals, ready to don his gear.  I hope you guys enjoy the picture and the bio!

Val is a Thelosi from a small fortress town in Mambride, the Iron Coast region of militarized nation of Thelos. Like most of the male Thelosi, he was conscripted into the army around his puberty, right after his coming of age ceremony at 13. Val trained with most of the other teenagers at his town.  He was sent south after his training was deemed complete.  This you see, is the normal Thelosi rotational scheme which kept soldiers away from places where they could identify with the locals.

Val excelled in sword fight and hand-to-hand combat.  He rapidly rose in rank. He was however, not leadership material and never attained an officer rank, which he was fine with. Around the time he was 23, he was stationed in the capital, Thelos-diaka, where he was reunited with a former childhood friend, Rontor. While the two had never been the closest of friends in their childhood, their common background made them get close to one another during the months they served in Thelos-diaka.

Both Val and Rontor were recruited  into the secret military group Bondeiot, a secret squadron carrying out the most critical black ops in the nation. Val and Rontor were declared officially dead, and sent along a small unit to spy on the Taleans and their suspicious hired forces near Thelos's northern border.

An unexpected incident left Val the only survivor of this unit, but yet he managed to carry on with his mission and infiltrated Tristan's group, where he grew fond of the Guild agent and eventually fully joined his efforts.

Val here is portrayed with the Ceremonial uniform he used at the peak of his military carrier, before being drafted into the Bondeiot, showing the motifs and colours of his Army, and the 'finvim', the arc of veil dangling from his belt meagerly covering his dick, a garment commonplace among the Thelosi higher classes.

Amron Gets Fondled

Poor Urbanmusiq. Last month his beloved pet mouse passed away suddenly.  On top of our condolences, FallenAngel and I sent him a little something we hoped would make him chuckle.  This lovely scene of Amron being embraced from behind just as he finishes peeing.  Thing is, it's not the girl he loves that is doing it, but Leons favourite video game gal!  I hope you guys like it too!