B. C. Bathhouse

When I first thought up Tonia, I saw him as working in an old style bathhouse. Over the last 2 years I had many ideas for him interacting with the warriors that would stop there. Well it's time to make that fantasy into a reality. I drew up the rough for this in November, or December and FallenAngel started work on it late last month. Here today I proudly present to you Tonia and Romers first manga style story, brought to stunning life by FallenAngel. I will try to add a little story worthy of Fallens work to it! ^_^; I am glad Romer made it into the top ten, I hope his fans will enjoy this.

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B. C. Bathhouse:

Romer the great parasaurolophus warrior rests his weary bones and aching muscles after a day of heavy traveling. He had heard many great things about the Bathhouse that belongs to Tonias family. The facilities are wonderful. The water is just the right temperature. He sits back and looks down at his big dick bobbing in the water. All is right with the world.

From the other side of the pool Romer notices some bubbles rising and a shape coming closer under the water. The figure rises. It's Tonia, the young man Skelldon has often spoke so amorously of. He looks at Tonia in surprise. "Hello sir, my name is Tonia. Would you like me to wash you great warrior? It is my job here."
Romer looks around and answers "I guess that would be okay..I mean, if that is your job...if you want to..." Tonia sees the large dino-man is nervous. He asks Romer his name and then blushing, asks him if he would like a 'supreme wash.' Romer looks away trying to hide his embarrassed expression. Before he can answer back Tonia places a finger on his mouth and one on his leg and replies "It shall be as you wish."

Tonia starts the session by getting behind Romer and massaging his large shoulders. He motions Romer to stand so that he can better wash his shoulder blades. Tonia works Romers big strong back with great enthusiasm. He scrubs every part of his back thoroughly, working down lower and lower with one hand. Without any instruction Romer lifts his perfect ass out of the water. The sweet brown moons are practically begging for attention. Tonia begins to clean both cheeks. He finds himself so turned on by how smooth they are. He takes a finger and slowly begins to explore Romers beckoning hole. Being an ankylosaurus man has it's advantages....before Romer can react, Tonia pushes his strong tail between Romers legs, gently rubbing against his balls and moving towards Romers dick. Tonia smiles, pleased to find his washing is having the desired effect. He feels Romers cock is getting hard. Tonia flicks his tail against the shaft, rubbing the head still encased in the thick brown foreskin. This makes Romer harder and harder with each stroke. Tonia loves the feel of the parasaurolophus cock against his tail.

Tonia can hardly stand it. He gets in front of Romer and attempts to wash his massive chest. He looks down to see Romer moving his cock back and forth with his hips. The foreskin lips leave long trails of precum with each 'kiss' to Tonias own cock and belly. Tonia looks up to see Romer has a wicked smile across his face. Romer gently places his hand on Tonias head and pushes the twink down. Tonia Grabs on to the strange cock. The frill of skin below the shaft is soft and rubbery. He slowly pulls back the massively thick foreskin, which feels very strong in his soft young hands. He places the tip of his tongue in Romers piss slit, sucking out the precum. In one quick motion he takes the entire head in his mouth. Romer moans Tonias name over and over as he watches him push up and down on his shaft with one hand, while at the same time sucking and licking the purple head like there is no tomorrow.

After a few minuets Romer lifts Tonia up under the arms and places him squarely on his now completely lubed cock. Tonias eyes widen as he feels something he has never before. The cock is so thick and smooth and the foreskin feels great moving up and down inside him, but there is something else. The rim of skin, with it's wonderful curves and bumps works better then any dildo ever made. It begins massaging him into a state of total nirvana like ecstasy. Without a single touch to his dick, Tonia uncontrollably cums time and again. Over and over he gushes hot sticky loads all over Romers chest.
As Romer fucks him the great warriors precum beings to leak in streams from Tonias ass. The water is filled with so much, you would swear he had cum several times.



Romer nods several times and looks deep into Tonias eyes. "I'm gonna cum Tonia, I'm gonna fucking shoot." Tonia slides with the ease of the professional he is right off of Romers dick and onto his knees. He grabs the throbbing, pulsating cock as tight as he can with both hands and squeezes. "Take it! Shit, take it all Tonia" Romer gives out the loudest moan, that changes into a trumpeting blast created by his head crest.
The walls of the bath house vibrate as his orgasm rocks the entire facility. Gushes of hot steaming cum blast all over Tonia. It's the warmest cum he has ever felt.
After embracing with Romer for a few minuets, Tonia, lies on his back in the water. Any normal human would need a week to recover, but for Tonia this is just another day at the spa. He knows there are many more customers waiting...he floats off into another room, waving a quiet good by his new friend. Romer dozes off on the steps of the pool, not noticing the chaos his orgasm has left the area in. XD

Jacob Black Has A Special Valentines Message For You

Jacob just wants to say "Fuck you Bella", cause Edward's all his this Valentines!!!

This hot piece of work was done by the awesome JCARTBLOG! This is the first time I ever asked him to do characters based on real people. I had seen him do others in the past, so I knew this was gonna be in good hands. He did a sweet job of capturing the faces of Edward and Jacob. Edward looks very spot on! :D Man, did he make Jacob super buff, or what? *Drool* He went over him and highlighted all his best features. SO HOT!!!! I actually had the idea of Jacob holding his own dick, but JC suggested having Edward giving Jacobs dick some squeezing and it turned the heat up in picture!!! The man's got one naughty imagination. :P Excellent work Jcartblog! Loving the creepy forest with the sunset in the background. It's Halloween in February! :D

Thanks so much for doing this so fast and with such charm!

Brace Yourself For Valentines Day!

I don't think Rex is too pleased about going Deep this Valentines day....

So here it is. You guys voted you got it! Lil' Deeps first monthly feature image! How could I resist not getting a Lil' Deeps Valentines image? This one started off innocent enough. It was just going to be Deep alone. I got to thinking about how much I wanted to see Huulli take on the character and so he soon found his way in front of Megalodon, as usual in peril. :D

The image turned out pretty amazing with Huulli treating both boys with a lot of love and respect. Deep turned out to be one intimidating bit of sweetness adorne with a super hot chest and shoulders. Like how he does the sparkle in their eyes. XD He gave Rex a really awesome body. Really perfect. It's so well defined, from the chest to the plump smooth butt! I like the youthfulness in Rex's brave face. Nothing is ever going to break his courage.

Huulli has a way with body hair. His line work makes it really spiky, gruff and soft looking in all the right places. The hair on Deeps head is a mad little forest. It's a great skill to have, especially when taking on Rex who is not exactly clean shaven! Notice the squiggly hairs on Deeps nut sack! XD

It's always great to see someone do something I have not seen the do before, so I was excited to see how Huulli would do a gigantic penis for Deep. The inflated rod is magnificent, it would make the bravest of us pull tighter on our chains, no doubt! :P Rex is not that terrified. His cock despite his situation, got hard really fast. His foreskin still providing a shell around most of the head and precum is already oozing out, all done with flare by Huulli!

Once again the commission process went incredibly smoothly. If you can snag a spot, I really suggest you check out what this fresh new artist can do for your dreams!

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Bath Time Temptations

Late one evening, Cleo gets ready to take a bath. He shyly dips his big toe in to test the waters temperature, as he removes the towel from around his waist. Perched in the window, his would be lover Heru watches. Cleo often forgets that Heru is around even when they hang out together. With egotistical Cleo totally focused on keeping his body clean, Heru knows he should be safe to view from this close vantage point. Maybe Heru will be lucking enough to see Cleo jerk off? His cock throbs harder and harder at the thought. To be continued....

This is the newest image from the kick ass team of C and R! C did the character art and the outline of the room, while R did all the amazing background details, ripping colors and eye popping lighting effects! The two work in perfect unison with each other always creating great pieces.
C bestowed upon Cleo a tall thinner, but way tight build in his first sketch. I really liked that a lot. He must have liked drawing the character, cause when he sent me the second draft he took some time to bulk Cleo up and really define him! That was really sweet of him. Cleo will have to grab that thick monster with both hands to give it a real workout! :P I like how he did his scruffy hair at the back, he needs a bath! ^_^ Cleo is a bit of a complicated character and C took him on with ease.

Heru has one of those faces you want to rub noses with. :P Love the colors used on his skin and his sweet hair. He's very gentile looking from the neck up, but from the waist down, he is one heck of built warrior! He's gotta have some kick ass wings to get that ripped bod off the ground. ^_^ I thought it was pretty wicked how his penis head is poking through that foreskin opening. Reminds me of someone I knew long ago. XD It's also cute how his strong belly button is poking up just a little above his belt! hee hee

When R applied his lighting effects Cleos hair took on a whole new life of it's own. The lighting effects really do well to show off every bit of perfection on Cleos body. :D *Nose bleed.* The whole room was given a very hot romantic mood by R. He decided to Illuminate the room with magical light from the pool. This filled the walls with some great shadows, just like when you have bath by candle light! He added some great steam effects too. Sweet! This coupled with the starry sky make an atmosphere ripe for one heck of a romantic evening.

Gotta say I really appreciate the hard work done on the designs a both these men. They turned out great. Excellent work guys! Got me thinking on more images between these two.

Now for a super hot treat from FallenAngel! He did some fan art of Jamun as a mummy with Marshall and Drilldeepa discovering her alive and well! LOL. The pipe smoke... XD
I always love it when Fallen does fan art, but this one is especially great cause he tried something different with Jamun. He made her look more realistic, giving her some features of a real ancient Egyptian girl. Her face is particularly adorable with those lovely eyes, plump cheeks and those sad little lips. His coloring and style gave her a very smooth curvy look. With big boobies like that you can see why the men chase her around! XD Thank you so very much Fallen! Your Jamun is always gonna be one my favorite girls! :D You rock!


I wanted to share the voting results as well today. The character that got the most votes was Lil' Deep. So each month I will try to bring you guys a new image of him, say till October, or November.
The other winners were in order: Dimata, Smilo, Joey, Apis Bull, Dore, Cleo, Romer, Dinosaur Prince and RPG Dimata. Dore and Cleo already got images after the contest, but I am sure they will get more during the year. Dore already has one planned. As for others, I don't want to reveal too much, but there is a butt load of stuff coming for one of these guys! Should be up around Monday. Thanks for voting for your favorites guys and girls.

Oh no! It was bound to happen...A Flintstones Porn Parody

Considering how many porn sites I search, I was pretty shocked that I missed the release of a live action Flintstones parody porno. In spirit of Avatar and Batman comes this delightful monstrosity! So is it as cringe worthy as you can image? Oh hell yeah! I will say that the actors at the least resemble the characters and at best look pretty spot on. The guy who does Barney does a disturbingly good impression. Thankfully Fred never gets to have any sex.
I have to say the actor playing Bam Bam is really CUTE! And he should be, he's Seth Gamble, formally Troy Gabriel a gay porn star turned straight..right....
He comes out with in a really hot costume, club in had, turtle shell hat, big fake blond wig and every so pouty lips. YUM!!!!
At first I thought the scene was going to parody the worst of the Flinstones Hentai with Bam Bam almost right off camera, but that soon changed and Bam Bam wound up getting a lot of face time. The scene between him and pebbles was pretty good. It started off with some romantic music playing in the background much in the spirit of the Pebbles and Bam Bam TV show. And who doesn't find two teens having sex behind their parents backs hot and exciting? :D

Sadly right after this scene old, ugly Mr. Slate gets a chance to fuck Ms. Stone and that was the end of my gay old time!

He's HOT, but he needs the hat!

Seth, back when he was really ripped.

"UG!" Me fuck you hard!
Actually the actors stayed in character really well. Seth even sounds like Bam Bam Should.

Bam Bam releases the first of many how streams of cum from his cock:

A tender moment after making love:

"Oh My God, Peb, I don't find Captain Caveman attractive, why would you even ask that?"

"I don't know, I guess I would be interested in a threesome with Franky Frankenstone. Get him on the teleshell right away!"

They say a picture is worth a thousand words...it certainly works here to describe this movie! :P

Actually the production values are pretty decent and the movie is fairly funny.

Astaia666 takes on the Stone Age and Space Age

Hey guys, here tonight I am presenting two new images for Astaia666 done late last year. Another set of wonderful images I got during my battle with illness. I figure I would keep with the jungle man theme and show you guys her amazing take on my Caveman Dore Lockstone. :D


Dore Poses for his cave painting. No one in that land would be able to do him the justice Astaia666 does! :P
I don't know how she does it on these strips of paper, but as usual there is a TON of detail present in every centimeter. Dore's as bold and beautiful as he can be. Full lips, electrifying eyes, flowing locks and a rough unshaven face. That's sexy! I hope that tiger skin isn't a relative of Smilos! :P Astaia666 really set the mood of the image by including that dark blue storm cloud being met by a stream of lava and steam, high above a pine forest. It's nice to see he is tucked away safe, up high in his cozy cave. Mmmmmm....the perfect getaway!


OH Nova, blessed by Astaias gentle brush, will the boys now look at you as a bright distant star forever out of their reach? XD

Astaia666 went with Novas original younger build while drawing this one. He's just...wow...that face is so statuesque. Nova has a sculpted face, especially that chiseled nose. His hypnotic eyes that freeze you in place as his gaze reaches into your heart. Love the out of control serpentine dreads. Some seem to be keeping guard. :P For a treat, she even drew in a long smooth penis for me! ^_^ Looks like it would just glide in and out as gently as possible.

Thanks Astaia! You always astound me. I had to do a blog post just for these two! More from her very soon!

The Smurfs Zombie Apocalypse Game

I've had this life long obsession with the episode The Purple Smurfs. It terrified me as a kid, but I loved it. That nasty growling little bugger there was the source of many a butt check when I was 5! XD I hate how the episode never gets replayed on Teletoon, nor was it included in the season one DVD sets. And I always love is when you find out facts about stuff that fascinated you as a child decades later. It's sad how things can get lost in the sands of time. So I just had to do a SMURF POST. Sue me....



I learned a couple things in the last few days. I was looking up the Comic the Purple Smurfs cause it had very recently been translated to English. While doing some research I learned a few interesting facts. Number one, I learned the fate of patient zero. The first Smurf to ever be bit was not lazy as in the cartoon, nope, it was just a normal average Smurf. He was that is, until after he was cured. He couldn't shake all the effects of the bite and retained his angry demeanor. You guessed it, he became Grouchy Smurf! Now, it always boggles my mind at the stupid choices TV writers make when translating comics into cartoons, but a cool origin story like that seems just too interesting to change, but then again this is HB productions we're talking about. Sigh....



Grouchy Smurfs first appearance where they explain the effects of the bite:



I really think they should have left this in the American cartoon. It would have made Grouchy a little bit more of an endearing character to sympathize over.

Second off, I learned the Purple Smurfs actually predates any Zombie movie where they infect you by biting by over half a decade. So, there was one site saying all you zombie fans owe a bit of debt to the blue ones! LOL! I doubt that zombie film makers knew of the story. Vampire and werewolf tales predate both either way and they work pretty much the same. I always felt the Purple Smurfs was more original then that, being an actual disease, like rabies that makes you aggressive and that changes ones species. They don't lose all their intelligence. Instead they turn out to be very crafty.

Now the other big thing, the reason I had to do this blog. Sometime in the 1970s there was a Purple Smurfs Board game released. Since it was produced in France the Smurfs remain Black as in the original comic. Yes that's right it's a Smurfs Resident Evil combination dream come true!!!! I have NO idea how you play this thing. There were no instructions listed in either French, or English. Still, such a cool item has me longing to pick it up!




Sadly the one I found was missing a lot of pieces.


Here is the board, with the 'healing herbs' on one side, the fly on the opposite and Papa ready to heal in the bottom middle. One has to wonder how you played this game, but I bet it was a lot of horrific fun for kids!

If you have never seen the original cartoon, you can view it here:

Strange Jungle King Songs

I'm on a Tarzan Kick...here's a few things to take in while I work on my next blog entry:


I don't remember seeing this video before. Did she just say she's Tinkling? LOL What is with that arm swing he does while on the elephant? XD Such a silly old video. ^^

The Tarzan is cute!


India beat Disney in doing a Musical version of Tarzan by 14 years......


From the Hindi movie The Adventures of Tarzan from 1985. The 80s had everything, even a super sexy Indian Tarzan. Dang I would have loved to see this guy naked! LOL.

Worst Tarzan Movie ever? The movie focused too much on Jane. They should have made one where Tarzan is running around without his loincloth during half the movie instead! He's cute....

MiOWorks has John Carter and Tarzan Crossing Swords!

This mega Marvel, Disney and Burroughs mash up was created by the mighty MiOworks! It's fitting that Marvels John Carter is finally meeting Disney Tarzan, eh? XD I left the decision of which Tarzan to use up to MiOWorks. I thought it would be exciting to see which Tarzan he would pick. He did an extraordinary job on both guys. Love that expression on John! LOL, he has the cutest eyes, no? ^_^ That's the kind of face you squeeze the cheeks of while rubbing noses. Tarzan can't believe what's going on and John is in total control, like the seasoned warrior he is. Using this angle, MiO has given me the most in-your-face frot experience of my life! Putting the viewer right smack in the action. Man, those are some meaty uncut poles topped with such yummy plum heads. Through MiOs hard work, you know just by looking at them exactly how the skin on these guys bodies feel against each other. Whenever I see his work, I get an urge to do the anime boob grab with both hands! And not just on the pecks, but on those big built arms too. I was especially impressed by Johns harness done at this angle. MiO makes it look very flexible and comfortable. XD I still cannot believe he did this just for me. It's a freaking amazing piece. The line work is just incredible. I swear master MiOworks skills are screaming to be used in a comic book.


He was awesome enough to even send a version with the two heroes cumming! Check it!!!
What a perfect way to start the month of love, eh? ^_^
You guys gotta check out his amazing blog!
http://miotoko.blogspot.com/