Simpsons Vintage Beefcake Muscle Magazines

Every so often the writers of the Simpsons still pull a good episode of their collective asses.  A few weeks ago Homer bought an old storage locker that was full of things one would associate with either ladies, or a cross dressing gay man.  One of the things of note was a collection of 1950s muscle magazines.  It's nice when the Simpsons gives a nice little nod to gay culture.  It's not exactly on par with their Tom Of Shellbyville, but I'll take what I can get from the show.  Here are the magazines from the show: 

And who owned all this stuff?  Why none other then Grandpa! Does this mean he's gay?

Did Homers Homophobia return?

Was there a more logical explanation?  Thank God there was.  I don't think could have handled Grandpa being gay after all his romantic stories featuring female characters.

Have a Marvel-ous Easter 2012!

Happy Easter everyone! I have been having a lot of fun. This morning I made some Marvel Super Hero themed Easter Eggs. I got the set last year. I was hoping for Cyclops, Storm, or Gambit to be in the set, but I was happy with Thor, Spidey, the Fantastic Four and Hulk. The set came with some kick ass hologram stickers. Not sure what I should do with them. Maybe I will put them on my fridge. :D

Colossus is so hot!!! Sadly there was no stickers of him. Oh well! XD

Last year I got this chocolate Captain America, this year I got Bart Simpson! XD I went to an Easter party and the hosts mom was giving them out. She expected me and a friend to eat a whole Homer. That was just not gonna happen. We felt like we were in the land of chocolate, there was so much to enjoy!

This is the maze on the back of the Bart Simpson box!

I have been looking around the web today at peoples Easter entries. Here's some pictures of note. I wish all these Easter Bunnies were real! First off is Guytoonists super freaking buff Easter Bunny Knight! O_______O WOW! Love the egg motif. Someones gonna grab his metal egg and make off with it!!! He reminds me of the cool characters from Final Fantasy 12. ^O^ I wonder if he delivers multicolored condoms too? XD

http://guytoonist.blogspot.ca/2012/04/ebk.html

Next up is Cray! This guys getting an Easter Egg delivered the hard way! LOL!! I don't know what's going to make a gooey mess first, me, or the egg? ;) He's such a cutie! Love the pink background.


I found this a couple days ago. It's Sirio's Easter Bunny! He's a soft haired hunky bunny. His bum is shining like two bright Easter Eggs. Don't you just want to slick their sweetness? ^__^

http://yaoidude.blogspot.ca/2012/04/easter-2012.html?zx=2dafd6ac1b527b0e

Class Comics released the first full color image of their new character Harry as an exclusive for people that signed up to their newsletter. He's perfectly pink in all the right places! ;D It's awesome to be able to show off his huge carrot and perfect Easter Eggs to you all! Love his silver fur and hair arms. He's was made to have fun in Spots upcoming comic along with other exciting AniMALES. It's gonna be a sweet treat to look forward to later this year.
Aneros did a sequel to his delightful Bunny image from last year. This year his gay Easter Bunny is hiding his Easter sausage behind a basket. TEASE!!! Hey bunny, let's see those eggs of yours! XD If you want to see the rabbit bare all you can check out his post from last year. He announced this as a WIP, so maybe he will complete it before the holiday is over. Fingers crossed!

http://aneroslabyrinth.blogspot.ca/2011/05/belated-postin.html

EDIT! Aneros just finished his Easter Bunny! This is the fist time he has colored the character, so get ready for some beautiful coloring by a master. ;D Really love the dirty blond hair! Totally sweet. My kind of sexy Easter Bunny.


http://aneroslabyrinth.blogspot.ca/2012/04/happy-easter-2012.html

In my hunt for sexy men of Easter, I cam across the works of a new artist. His name is Elias Chatzoudis and his pen name is Chtgr. This artists gallery is filled with very sexy woman, with a few fine choice pieces of men meat strewn about here and there. It was his Easter Hunk that I fist found. I was happy to discover not only He-Man, but Conan as well. I really recommend checking out his gallery. There's tons to see!

http://chatgr.deviantart.com/

Here's the only sexy Easter bunny I found with noting. Sadly he doesn't show off his carrot. Hmmmm..that's a running theme today! Come on guys, let's see some full frontal of your Easter boys! ^__^


Every Easter I get a craving to play Super Mario Land 2 Six Golden Coins. That Bunny Mario is so cute! (That was part of the reason behind me finding the music in the previous post.) Here's the Nintendo Power Preview from WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back when. Gosh, I remember bringing this to school and so many people going crazy over the announcement. Sadly I didn't have a Game Boy of my own at the time.

And with that I leave you with a wish for a very happy chocolate filled holiday! Peace!

Sexiest Chibi Ever Mr. Plow

I found this on E-bay yesterday. It's Homer Simpson as Mr. Plow, in his underwear!!! He's ready to seductively sing into your heart....AWE! XD

Best Episode Ever The Simpsons Flamming Moe

I gotta give props to the Simpsons crew for the episode that aired the other night. I had been telling friends of mine that due to the barrage of bad episodes this season, this may very well be the last months I actively seek out and watch the show. Something that took a lot since I have been a fan since 12 years old. After the most recent episode my faith in the series was once more restored. In it Mr. Smithers is turned down at a local gay bar for not being sexy enough. He then decides to team up with Moe in opening a gay bar for the average gay man. He brings in a large clientele and Moe manages to keep his regular faithful customers as well. What makes the episode so awesome for me besides it's great message, were some of the new characters and references in it. For one there is now Comic Book Gay, a supposed cousin of Comic Book Guy who only likes 'certain kinds of comics.' Then later Moe to Smithers surprise hangs up a Tom of Finland parodied Tom of Shelbyville painting behind the counter. Two nods to the gay art and comics community in one episode? I for one was pretty overjoyed. The episode was full of great moments and many ribs at gay culture and stereotypes.

Gotta love the club name.

The episode started with some tasty eye candy! XD

Poor Mr. Smithers. I am sure many gay guys have felt the same way when just looking into a club.

One of the funniest moments was Homers and friends innocent reaction to the change in the bar.

Smithers the hero of the Hobbits.

Best New Character Ever? Comic Book Gay. (Unless he is comic book disguised.) Green is slimming.....

My favorite new guy, Grizzly Sean is a lovable ruffian. I hope he returns in future episodes as a regular patron of the bar. LOL Gay day at Krusty Land. XD

The best part of the episode, Moe Hangs up a Tom of Shelbyville painting! :D Smithers shock comes from the fact the Moe is further immersing himself in gay culture. Could it also be because of the impossible stereotypes these images romanticize? Doubt it. The original message of the bar seemed to have been forgotten around this point.

My favorite part of the Skinner plot was this scene where we see many of Barts favorite video games in the background. I'm a gamer, sue me.

The writers did a great job creating some new less then perfect gay men and used them all through the episode. Still, my only big complaint is that the show didn't dwell on the imperfect themes a little bit more. Sadly instead of really taking the theme further with one of them like Grizzly Sean, it chose to out of nowhere to parody the movie Milk. In doing this the writers ensured an easy way out so that things could eventually be reset to normal in the Simpsons universe. That's okay though cause, it's still a great part of the episode.
It's not perfect, with Moe remarking that his business partnership with Marge was a failure for example. (The original episode never stated, or even hinted at this at any point.) The Principle Skinner subplot was decent if not pretty hackneyed due to a slight suggestion that Skinner might have been stoned for some time. That would be horribly out of character for Seymour.
As well, I thought that the segments featuring Burns and Smithers were really good, but they did lose the focus of one of the reasons why Smithers originally wanted to open the bar. I really would have liked to see closure on that. Seems to be a growing trend in these later episodes.

Still, never has a show presented such a positive message for the gay community. I have been active in so many sites and seen it time and again, where guys try to hide their true selves behind the false images of a perfect Adonis. It always saddens me. We are not all perfect! Some of us are chubby, or fat, lacking six packs, unfashionably balding, have hair where we wish we didn't, are lacking porn star penises, sweat uncontrollably, get man tits, have small mental issues, bad teeth, or even have acne on our faces and braces late into life. These are not things that make us any less human, but make us more so. An imperfect individual is more interesting and often more endearing then say, a fashion studio snob. So for that I thank the Simpsons, cause this gives a little hope to men out there that says we are expected to be Brad Patton to find true love and acceptance. :P

The episode featured a good mix of classic and new characters with many cameos throughout.