Happy Birthday Lastmanouthere and Sirio!

Good morning everyone!  I had two birthdays pass just recently and decided to have some beautiful birthday greetings drawn up for them.  With Lastmanouthere, I always ask the artists to pick the character they would most like to draw.  Lastmanouthere has a HUGE catalogue of studs to choose from, so I wasn't surprised to see Sirio pick Hasi the Shepherd Prince of the Huichol.  The character made his depute in 2015 and was due for a come back.  I decided on the theme of him getting away from his flock, to dream of men he has seen in his travels.  There he can gaze at the moon in the cool summer breeze and gently stroke his massive uncut tube, till his man milk covers his chest.  I think Sirio did a magical job on the image. Maybe it is time to bring him back for more fun in the future!

FallenAngel decided to go with what is new and hot from Lastmanouthere, picking Leelh the Bard.  He decided to show off the characters dancing and posing skills.  Reminiscent of a seven vales style of image, he gives a nice classic charm to the image.  Here though,  we have ginger man with a sausage that would make even the straightest voyeur consider their sexual preferences, not a flapper girl. ;P

Finally we have a nice little classic.  Sirio loves her comic heroes so I convinced FallenAngel to draw her Superman! This is a rarity as Fallen tends to stay away from DC and Marvel.  (Though to be fair, this is extremely G rated, something he doesn't exactly avoid.)  Speaking of birthdays, for Fallen, Leon did a very cute picture of Cutie Honey and Devilman.  The reason I have not posted it, is because the main focus is on her.  Not sure if there is any demand for that on this site.

Well, giving out so many gifts, got me wanting something for myself.  One day I came across a Barney Night Light I have wanted since the early 80s.  I used to see him and Fred at groceries stores.  I was always told I don't need it, so was always denied.  Looking back on it and the PRICE I am a little miffed at how cheap my parents were.  Anyway, I decided to buy him and low and behold he still works with the original bulb.  40 years old and works like a charm!  Stuff was made to last back then!

Planning to hunt down Fred next.

You Make Me Weak Superman!

 Hey guys! I found the Superman Valentine below listed on E-bay back in January.  I wanted to do something naughty with it ever since.  I mean, just look at that thing!!!! How many people masturbated to that card I wonder? XD  I almost did!

 Sadly as you guys know my life is upside down.  I remembered it a couple days ago and asked if anyone wanted to try something with it.  You already know who stepped up the plate, our wonderful Sirio!  She worked like mad and did the whole image in just one day! I had to sneak at her sketches at work and at a local coffee shop on my break to see how it was all going.  Sirio always does Superman so nicely.  He's so very cute and handsome.  Love the blush!!  She even added in the cape that was missing on the original card. Sirio even made two penis sizes for extra sexiness!  A super sweet Valentine from an artist that is faster then a speeding bullet! Hee hee.  Happy Valentines everyone!

BONUS!
Here are some more 'alien' Valentines.  I picked up these Alf Valentines for cheap on E-bay.  They are based on the cartoon.  I think they are pretty cute.  Enjoy

 This is one ugly version of Curtis. 

I don't remember...was the waitress a main character?

Well That Was Lame. Peter Fevers Superhero Video

First off, I have to say, I was not expecting much from this video from the get go. I'm not a huge fan of Peter Fever to start. The guy is cute, but I found his initial reluctance to engage in any kind of physical sexual activity, by himself, or with another human being, to be a huge turn off. I know he jerks off regularly now, but there was a time where he wasn't doing much of anything. I haven't forgotten that period of boredom and angst he provided his fans with. It's left a long lasting bad taste in my mouth. Still, I feel forced to pursue his videos, as anything featuring North American Asian porn actors is still about as rare as an igloo in the tropics. Yeah, I know things have gotten a bit better, but the lack is still pretty surprising to me. If they are lacking in potential stars, I suggest some of these porn directors send some recruiters down to Ontario. We are certainly not lacking in cute Asian guys in Toronto. ;P

The other factor that had me watching this video was due to another shortage in the porn industry. That being superhero porn. This is something I just don't get, especially considering the massive numbers of gay guys the ogle Superman porn each day. Hell, just look at how popular the Thor image is on this blog. (And of course let's not forget Naked Justice and the many gay superhero comic stars.) Yet nobody in mainstream porn (gay, or straight) feels they should try to fill this need. Don't get me started on the XXX porn parody crap. The Superman porn was one of the biggest disappoints of all time. We only got one scene with the man of steel. Even then, the focus was almost NEVER on Superman, but Lois Lane. We hardly got to see any of him besides his cock ramming in and out and maybe a bit of his butt here and there. Ugh... I was actually going to do a full review on that movie last year, but just didn't feel it was worth the effort. (For the record the scene with the villains from Krypton was actually pretty good.) I guess I hate the entire XXX porn parody set. Give me the good old days when studios did videos like Private Gladiator, Jane's Shame, or Vampire of Budapest. These were movies that took on the material and did something sexy and exciting with it, instead of a poorly made spoof. Sadly these days porn movies seem to be vanishing, as studios like Sean Cody, Corbin Fisher, etc. take over with their repetitive same tired scenario in the same dull room shorts. Even Bel Ami and Falcon have had to change with the times and don't really do as many films as they used to. So my desperation for live action superhero porn has led me here, to Peter. Is Peter an Oasis in the desert? Gee...what do you think?

The videos laughable story is told through text that breaks up the 'scenes.' All of which take place in 2 different rooms of Peters house. Peter is shown typing as he gets a message and jumps into what I guess is supposed to be his super suit.


Okay I know darn well that is what it's supposed to be, but it doesn't look very different from any other outfit that he's worn previously. Honestly it is sexy, but how fitting of a super hero it is, I'm not sure. It feels like it needs a cape, or and emblem with a 'P' on it, or something. Not that it matters, because he's only in the thing for about a minuet and half. He rounds a corner and somehow falls into the bad guys trap. Who, or what the bad guy is, besides it's name, is never explained. We are only given a name, one that would fit a female bad guy more then a male one, by the way. Nor is any explanation given to why he takes off his gloves and puts bracelets on that are his "kryptonite." Even if it was due to some uncontrollable urge they generate to be worn, couldn't he fit the bracelets over his gloves? My guess is, he just couldn't, or wouldn't jerk off while wearing those black gloves. Poor baby probably couldn't reach orgasm with them on. He then discards the suit by way of two mysterious hands that strip hm from behind.

Well, you are no longer dressed a superhero Peter, so what at his point makes this a superhero jerk off exactly? As expected the hands from behind do nothing more then strip him and lightly feel him up before he takes his uncut meat into his own hands and jerks himself off to ever so boring completion. YAWN...wake me when it's over.

The rest of the film is shot like this, with close ups of his cock.

So out of 10 I give Peter Fever Superhero Jerk off a 2. If you have never seen Peter in action, you might be prone to rate this a bit higher then I did. For anyone else, it's nothing you haven't fast forwarded through before.

Hey Peter, last time I checked, turning a corner and trying on jewelery didn't count as a battle.

Superman and Batman Ball Blaster Spoof by Maduinshorn

Hey guys. One day I was looking for stuff online when I came across a site called Plaid Stallions. If you have not explored this website and it's corresponding blog, I highly recommend doing so. The sites celebrate toys, fashion and other goodies from the 70s and early 80s. I spent the better part of a week going over all the articles, pictures and posts. It was so much fun. Even though I am a child of the 80s, the items found within were more then often a part of my childhood as well. There's a lot of toys listed on the blog that really make you laugh. One unfortunate toy was the Ball Blaster line of guns. The first two I saw were for Superman and Batman. They were simple rack toys with Batman and Superman stickers placed on them. The guns silly name lead me to ask Maduinshorn to produce the awesome image I have for you all today.

What a wonderful trip down memory lane this image represents. How many of use bought rack toys just because the backing had something from a show we liked? What a way to lure kids into crappy purchases! XD I got wise to this early on, but stuff like these pop guns were always fun to buy. I love how Maduinshorn not only captured the classic feel of the two characters, but the box art as well. He perfectly emulated the box text and put in lots of funny little jokes too! XD Hee hee. It was a blast from my young horny past to see the Superman and Batman of this era with their cocks out. I used to draw cocks in my Superman books when I was a kid. Ha ha ha..I would tear up the pages of course! XD Maduinshorn being such a bara king, really buffed out the worlds greatest heroes here. They are super powerful looking. Racked up with lots of muscles and lovely cocks, thicker then my legs. He also added a lot of cute charms too. If you look you will notice Supermans old school Pac-Man like eyes. XD
It's not very often that I commission things based on Superman and Batman. The net already has so much porn based on these characters, that I would have assumed that, by now it's hard to come up with a unique idea for them. They are eternally hot and fun to see in action. I had no problem requesting them really. I was just happy to do it based on something playful and silly. :P As Maduinshorn warns, those 70s toys are dangerous. If you do pick these up, don't aim them at your balls. They are not made of steel.

Here are the original images of the toys:


Here's a look at the whole line of toys the guns were part of. Sparkling guns. Guess that predates Edwards sparkling cock in Twilight by about 3 decades.


Even Spidey and the Hulk got their balls blasted in the 70s. One idea were threw around was having Spider-man swinging upside down, sadly hitting his own balls in the background. :P

There's tons to see on Plaid Stallions. I loved checking out all the planet of the Apes stuff from cute Dr. Zaius wind up toys,

to the oddly named Monkey Missiles! O__O

You'll have to explore the site for the story behind these jerking off cowboy toys. :^D

Ah, only in the innocent 1970s could you proudly display the name SUPERDUMPS on top of your product flyer without being laughed right out the room. XD Really cool cut outs though. I remember seeing these!

Here are the links to the sites. Be ready to spend lots of time on them!

http://www.plaidstallions.com/

http://www.plaidstallions.blogspot.ca/

Here's a particularly touching section for me. The 1978 Muppets catalog.
http://www.plaidstallions.com/fp/muppet78.html

I still have Rowlf to this day. I had all the little Muppet players. I will never forget getting them from my sister one night. I must have been about 3, or 4. I used her light up mirror for a stage. I also had the plush Kermit and Scooter too I think. I got most of these in the very early 80s. They were probably on sale at the time. We were not exactly rich people.

Blast From The Past Valentines

Finding nice Valentines to share online can be a bit of a chore. There never seems to be enough time with this holiday. So I came up with a little blog post to help you guys out a bit. Here's a small collection of interesting Valentines from my PC. I have a box of Pac-Man Valentines I won years ago on E-bay. I might just get some picture of them and post them later. I think they are the only ones left in existence.

First off I found this image from 2002. It's a pretty rare Valentines picture from Class Comics. I got it long ago from a yahoo website. It's so darn sexy!!! This along with the Classic Campaign Cam and Cupid would make for some sweet Valentines E-cards to send to your lover, or gay friends. :)


No doubt this is one of my very favorite images of Camili-Cat. It's so steamy and a little naughty with the champing looking a bit like pee! But it is also so very romantically posed. :)

I found this Garfield Valentines sticker on E-bay. I have seen this image of him giving Arlene a rose on Valentines cards too. I never saw it on a sticker though.

You're My Purrrfect Cup of Tea Valentine!

A cute Mickey Mouse Heart. Sorry the images are not the greatest. I don't think it's vintage, but it looks it.

I wish I had found scans from this box to share! :)

Oh lord, Homer and Marge getting it on in the hay loft is now a toy. :P I found it while looking for Simpsons Valentines. At first all I found that was decent was this vintage Bart one:

Then later I found these! :P Mr. Burns is my favorite. I have purchased much better Simpsons Valentines in the past. These don't even have hearts, or anything on them.


I had some requests to post these. They are not hard to find. The Super Friends Valentines are really nice and easy to share. If you have a printer you can cut them out and make a little display too!
















Super Mario 3, Dr. Mario and Legend of Zelda Valentines: