Hot Hung Hefty Lets It Hang

Happy Canada Day everyone. I'm starting to feel a bit better, so I decided to post up more sexy Smurfs! Todays blue boys come courtesy of Genelightfoot, who created this big, buff Hefty Smurf for me last month. I always thought it was funny and a bit sad that he works out all the time, but is stuck with the same body as every other Smurf. Genelightfoot provided Hefty with the perfect muscle laden body he always wanted. Damn!  Heft is ready for the cover of muscle-Smurf magazine. Of course we went with making him more human looking then the cartoon.  The tilted hat was a nice touch to show off the rumored fact that Smurfs are bald.  Coupled with the large chiseled jaw, they give Hefty a bit of a tough guy appearance.  Hope you guys are as enchanted with it as I am!

In unbeknownst to me this wasn't Genelightfoots first Smurf!  Under his Skyboy16 name on Deviantart, Gene has posted a couple takes on Vanity Smurf.  They must be very popular, cause they came up right away when I did a google image search for Vanity Smurf!  Funny enough, back when I started Smurf Village I thought of a comic between these two characters.  Hmmm...is this sign to move forward with that idea? ;D  Here is his second take on Vanity.  He's got a sweet swimmers build.  I think he is showing his ass of to Hefty to tempt him! ;P hee hee. 

You can check out the original posting and hunt for the other Smurf image on Gene's Deviantart page by clicking here!

I'm still playing Smurfs Village.  My village was featured about a month, or so ago.  I am finding it a bit boring as of late though. They added a cool looking Star Gazer tower that causes a meteor shower, which is nice.  They also added a new constellation statue.  To unlock it, you have to gather stars and place them on a picture of the constellation. It's pretty funny that you have to place the final star right in the Scorpio Smurfs ass.  Tell me that wasn't done on purpose.

Oh baby, Smurf it to me, right in the ass!

Do You Want To Smurf Around?

Once again I am fighting sickness to bring you guys some hot sexy art!!! Preparing all this stuff to post has got my fever rising way too much! :P  Todays picture came to be because of something I owned when I was younger.  Smurfs are generally viewed as squeaky clean, always kind, etc by the general public. Fans of the show and comics know that is not always the case. They fight, bicker and act like well...regular people most of the time!  That being said, I was still shocked when I got a sticker that had a Smurf covered in kisses, saying "Do you want to Smurf Around?"  Even my young mind knew enough to know this was pretty risque.  Surprisingly it's an official thing, that was placed on stickers, buttons, key chains and God knows what else in the 80s.  When I commissioned Lay last month, I knew exactly what I wanted him to do!  ;D I decided we should take it a few steps further.  Really get sexy with the concept.  Hey, might as well show what really happens when you Smurf around right? It's always so much fun to watch someone do a sexy Smurf and Lay does one heck of a muscle laden little man!   Really love the gentle eyes he gave the character.  They really fit well.  Almost elfish.. We left the kisses off.  After all, in a village of  97% men, you know who he is really after... Vanity doesn't wear lip stick!  ;D

Check out the girth on that Smurf!!! That cock is scrum-diddly -umptious!

It was beyond awesome of Lay to offer to do a version with the characters pants off as well.  Now we can all enjoy those beautiful blue legs and feet!!!  Actually lay was very generous. This turned out not to be a commission at all, but a birthday gift! He's such a sweet guy!!!

 Here is the an image I got from the net and the one we used as a bases for the picture. My sticker had a white background and if I remember correctly had a pink outline around the character.  I still have the sticker, but I have no idea where it is at the moment. It was from one those sticker rolls, where you tear off the amount you want.  I never stuck it to anything.  It just stayed in, or on my desk for years.

Bubble Dreams

This picture came my way at time when all the fun of the day should have been in the past.  My friends had all gone home and I expected to end the day, per usual alone. I would be sure to be facing with the reality of being another year older and all the entails a little harder at this point.  Thanks to my dear Zerimar, that turned out to not be the case.  His adorable image of us as the characters of Bubble Bobble served perfectly as a reminder that no matter how old I get, I'm still a kid at heart.  I would dream not of the fears of growing older, but of lovely memories of childhood.  Locked in a deep sleep, my dreamland was one of video games, dinosaurs and magical creatures.  For the first time in many months, I had sweet dreams.  Thank you Zerimar! <3 br="">

Zerimar wasn't the only one giving me this kind of message on Saturday.  My mom had a big surprise for me, in the form of Smurf Village cake! :P hee hee.  This cake is sooooooooooo good.    

Big Gay Papa Smurf For Spring

Since this has been the first half decent day of spring where I live, I thought it would be fitting to share with you guys this big Papa Smurf drawn for me by master Adonix! :D  He's super adorable, don't you think?  I think those flowers are growing just to get a little closer to that big red bulge in Papa's pants.  Adonix knows I am addicted to the Smurfs' Village game.  So he has been teasing me with some sweet Smurfy gifts like this one, since last year.  XD  This Papa Smurf would give He-Man a run for his money! XD (Maybe that is what happened, he found the sword and oops!  Instant bara Smurf!)

The Easter Vanny Is On HIs Way!

Happy Easter 2014 everyone!  Vann Illia is happily hippity hopping through the enchanted land of the Easter Bunny!  The Elf Barbarian is snatching up chocolate and candy eggs to give to his crew!  But if he makes the wrong move, he could face the wrath of whatever hatches out of those giant eggs!  I hope that you guys have a wonderful day full of sugar highs and sexy guys! :P

Class Comics released their Easter Greeting on Friday. This year they featured Space Cadet. (Much to my delight!)  I love that big old chocolate egg of his hanging over the cracked shell..yum!  Who doesn't want his cream filling? :D

Nothing new Class Comics featuring Harry, but a heads up, something new featuring him will soon be on this site! ^O^   Easter is the perfect time to get acquainted with Harry in the Exceptional Ani-Males #1!

Speaking of Harry, he's a very creepy, yet also strangely alluring rabbit human that resembles him a bit! Someone showed me this on Youtube....I warn you, it may creep you out a little.

I would actually be really interested in seeing porn with this character if it wasn't for that nightmare inducing face.  Those eyes are two pools of bottomless darkness.  YIKES!  I think we found the Easter Bunny version of Krampus.  I'm gonna stick with Harry for now!

Here's some pictures from my own personal Easter! 

Made some Thumper themed Easter Eggs.  I have a Star Wars kit that I will probably do tonight, or tomorrow. 

Do you eat the red ones last? :D

Here was a huge Surprise I found at Wal-Mart.  You don't see the Smurfs too often these days.  It's nice that they went with the traditional, instead of the movie versions.

 It's even got some beautiful art on the back! Can you find the differences?

This is what I got for Easter.  Captain America Pen light. It's a little hard to keep the flash on, but it looks really great, so it's worth the effort!

I always like to share a cut out for the holiday.  Here are some old Snow White ones from (I think) New Zealand. They would go nice with your eggs. :)

Have you guys seen any other gay Easter Art around this year?  I haven't seen much yet, save for Genelightfoots sweet new animated. Check it out by Clicking here!  A lot of blogs I used to follow, seem to be abandoned.

Ay Papi! Papi Smurf! Fathers Day Special.

 Bet you didn't see this coming!  Yeah, well...neither did I!  See this oh so delicious Smurf was a brilliant birthday gift from Leon De Leon.  (I can see why Gargamel wants to gobble up Smurfs now!)  I had to save it for release on Fathers Day, though.  I couldn't think of a more perfect picture myself.  The light dusting of white chest hair, the unbelievable tight foreskin, the big purple head and that Godly daddy body?  Danm...I am totally open to older men now! LOL!  So why Papa Smurf?  Well it's no secret among my friends and family that I am heavily addicted the Smurfs' Village ISO game by Beeline  As much as I love playing the game, I think I might need an intervention.  I've spent way too much time playing it.

 Smurfs be hanging at da club.  I made this with Leon in mind. He loves his club nights.

Yup, I love the Smurfs game!  My little Valentine area.

Here's a little real life sexy daddy action for ya too. ;D

Final gift from my dad? 

Yesterday was a day spent getting rid of a lot of my families past. We were cleaning out an old storage unit. Gone went my rocking chair I had since before I can remember. Gone went went my air organ, that hasn't been used in over a decade. But, we also found many things as well. I found a box of old Christmas decorations I thought I lost 6 years ago. I will have to upload some images from that. The strangest find was this Pac-Man sticker. He was on the bottom of an old crate used to ship show pigeons. God knows who, or when, or why this was stuck on the bottom. Even though I had played with the unit since early childhood, somehow neither I, nor any of my friends had ever thought to look under it. Something is twinging at my brain. Some memory of it. There's a little bit of anger there. I'm guessing my brother stuck it there to tease me and never removed it and I forgot about it. Or maybe I stuck it there when it was being moved and being unable to lift it, I was never able to retrieve it. It being constantly filled with straw and shavings, I can see my dad refusing to lift it for me. Anyway, it was only by chance that I found it. The unit was on it's way to the dump when we tilted it up at the last second to make room for something else. If we had not, this little Pac-Man would have been lost forever. It's funny what joy a simple little sticker can bring after being lost for 3 decades. It almost felt like a final gift from my pop, or some strange sign. Silly I know...

The Smurfs Zombie Apocalypse Game

I've had this life long obsession with the episode The Purple Smurfs. It terrified me as a kid, but I loved it. That nasty growling little bugger there was the source of many a butt check when I was 5! XD I hate how the episode never gets replayed on Teletoon, nor was it included in the season one DVD sets. And I always love is when you find out facts about stuff that fascinated you as a child decades later. It's sad how things can get lost in the sands of time. So I just had to do a SMURF POST. Sue me....



I learned a couple things in the last few days. I was looking up the Comic the Purple Smurfs cause it had very recently been translated to English. While doing some research I learned a few interesting facts. Number one, I learned the fate of patient zero. The first Smurf to ever be bit was not lazy as in the cartoon, nope, it was just a normal average Smurf. He was that is, until after he was cured. He couldn't shake all the effects of the bite and retained his angry demeanor. You guessed it, he became Grouchy Smurf! Now, it always boggles my mind at the stupid choices TV writers make when translating comics into cartoons, but a cool origin story like that seems just too interesting to change, but then again this is HB productions we're talking about. Sigh....



Grouchy Smurfs first appearance where they explain the effects of the bite:



I really think they should have left this in the American cartoon. It would have made Grouchy a little bit more of an endearing character to sympathize over.

Second off, I learned the Purple Smurfs actually predates any Zombie movie where they infect you by biting by over half a decade. So, there was one site saying all you zombie fans owe a bit of debt to the blue ones! LOL! I doubt that zombie film makers knew of the story. Vampire and werewolf tales predate both either way and they work pretty much the same. I always felt the Purple Smurfs was more original then that, being an actual disease, like rabies that makes you aggressive and that changes ones species. They don't lose all their intelligence. Instead they turn out to be very crafty.

Now the other big thing, the reason I had to do this blog. Sometime in the 1970s there was a Purple Smurfs Board game released. Since it was produced in France the Smurfs remain Black as in the original comic. Yes that's right it's a Smurfs Resident Evil combination dream come true!!!! I have NO idea how you play this thing. There were no instructions listed in either French, or English. Still, such a cool item has me longing to pick it up!




Sadly the one I found was missing a lot of pieces.


Here is the board, with the 'healing herbs' on one side, the fly on the opposite and Papa ready to heal in the bottom middle. One has to wonder how you played this game, but I bet it was a lot of horrific fun for kids!

If you have never seen the original cartoon, you can view it here: