Another Hidden John Carter Penis From Michael Whelan Gods Of Mars Cover

This discovery wasn't made by me, but by the artist NeverPoster. He has the original lighter print of Gods Of Mars cover and discovered yet another cock hidden in the shadows!  (We both share this obsession!)  He was lucky enough to find the image online as well.  He asked me to try to manipulate the image a little more to see if I could find anything.  I present to you our findings!  This time I am CERTAIN there is a cock there.  What do you guys think? 

 

Years ago I went back to the Princess Of Mars Cover and used the same techniques. I had the same findings, but I never presented them here. Maybe I should...

Classic Tarzan, Conan and John Cater of Mars Puffy Stickers

Hey guys! Last Weekend Robert Fraser sent me this sticker set that he found online. It's from I believe the very early 80s. Imperial was making a lot of fun stickers and one of their box sets was a bunch of Tarzan themed sticker sheets.

I went online to try to find more and I did. Sadly, the picture quality of them was not very good. Only the one below was worth reposting:

All this lead me to find another very interesting set.  This one was called Dungeons and Daggers. It's obviously made up of rip off images from various comics, paintings and book covers.  You will see Conan, Red Sonya (I think) and even John Carter amongst the many characters.  I am REALLY tempted to buy this set, but it's $20.  Donations anyone?  Hee hee.

*Update, someone sent me a very nice donation, so I purchased the stickers.  Thank you very much to the contributor of the funds.  I am taking out the old images and replacing them with one from my camera.

 Wait a second...Now that I have these in  my hand and got a much better look at them, I noticed what appears to be a Hidden Penis! O__O  Take a look at the warrior with sword held high, the one above the horse on the first page.  Those are either the worst drawn abs in history, or that is one big, thick, uncut sausage of a dick sticking out of his loincloth.  Nobody could be that terrible of an artist could they? XD That's gotta be his barbarian dick!

                            

 French on the back label?  These must be Canadian! :D Wait, why am I proud of that? XD

Disney's John Carter Shows Off His Sword By Yelmo and Aneros

As promised here are the other images of Disney's John Carter nude! Thanks to everyone who filled out the poll. Looks like there was a lot of people that not only enjoyed the movie, but wanted to see artists draw Taylor with his cock exposed in his John Carter outfit. So tonight, here's a continuation of that little wish coming true. For those that answered that they didn't know who John Carter was, well, ha, ha, ha. Explore this blog a bit. Hitting the labels at the bottom of the blog posts might help too. ;D
I asked Aneros at the same time as Fallen and he had this done some time ago. I would have had this up sooner, but I have had a busy week. XD It really wasn't planned to post these at the same time, I decided to do so. One reason was because Aneroes did an uncircumcised version and Yelmo did a circumcised one. I think that's a pretty nice variation to present at once. As always the boys brought their A game to the table and produced some amazing works. Both are very sexy, DUH! Ah, to live on Mars. I envy Dejah when I see the cocks these guys drew! :P

"Hey Thark, this is the Sword of choice for this warlord."

Mmmm that foreskin is yummy like thick, creamy mozzarella cheese on a big hot dog. (Sorry I had pizza and hot sausages for lunch and I can't get the meal out of my mind. Mmmmmmmmmm pizza.) I dig the arch of that cock. You can just imagine it's weight in your hands. Aneros did a sweet job on Carters big masculine chest and long flowing hair. Love those broad shoulders.
For his take we thought it would be funny for John to be pointing out his 'sword' of choice to a young Thark. I really like his take on the Thark too. He's pretty gruesome, but has a wonderful body. I wonder what that cock would look and feel like? :P He did great job aligning his double chests. Sometimes you see some strange body shapes for a Thark, but this leads to something really sexy.

Yelmo had just seen the movie and was really wanting to draw John Carter from the flim. He did a really beautiful job capturing the beauty and majesty of both John and Barsoom. Love the dust storm and the double moons of Mars. His John has a perfectly handsome face, with his hair softly resting against it. If he addresses his me with that cock standing perfectly to attention, John will have his entire legion begging to sit on his lap. Dejah will think she's in bed with a green martain when she feels that huge pole enter her! XD


Thanks guys for the wonderful images. It was a so exciting to watch these come to life. :)

While looking for refs of Taylor Kitsch for the boys, I came across this little ditty. Looks like Taylor did pose nude at one point. Not really surprising, honestly. It doesn't show his wang dang doodle, but it gives me hope that there might be actual frontal shots out there somewhere. ;P

Well this will probably be the last week John Carter will be in the box office top ten. It didn't exactly lite the North American market on fire, but at least it's not the biggest bomb of all time either. If you haven't seen it, your chances to do so on the big screen will soon become slimmer and slimmer.

Taylor Kitsch Nude as John Carter Anime Style!

I find myself warming up to Taylor Kitsch as John Carter more and more. True Carter should have black hair and clean shaven, but what can you do? Besides, I have had a huge crush on this guy since I saw him play Gambit a few years back. (A very unfortunately underused character I thought.) He was nice eye candy in The Convenient too. So I got around to asking a couple artists to take him on as John Carter in their own style. FallenAngel was the first to complete an image of Disney's John Carter exposed. Hope you guys find him sexy! ^_^

John looks really fantastic in his anime style. :D Mr. serious doesn't realize his cock his hanging out. Wardrobe malfunction on Mars. He shaved him up and let us see what he would look like after being exposed him to the Martian sun. You know, he looks great with that tan. Fallens tan toning really brings out his chest and rock hard abs. He's always out running around in the desert areas of Mars, so I have to wonder why Taylor is so pale in the movie? I don't know if Taylor Kitsch is cut, or uncut, so for the first image FallenAngel drew him with a cut cock.

When I see early images of Taylor like this, I get to wondering how many nude shots there are of him that are still to be exposed online. I can dream can't I? ;D

Speaking of John Carter news around the web is spreading that Disney is recognizing Woolas popularity. He is being dubbed the companies newest breakaway star. So they released a bio for the creature.

I realize it's not as accurate to the books description of him as it could be, but it's still better then their first attempt......

The Second Hidden Penis of Micheal Whelans John Carter of Mars?

These are some pictures take from my copy of Chessmen of Mars. The images here are lighter then the scans of the full art by Micheal Whelan that can be found online. (You can see how the image was cropped for publication here as well.) Due to the lighter scan, I noticed something very peculiar about one of the Jetan players. Can you spot it below?

Don't see it? Take a closer look at the player who appears to be wiping his sword on his loincloth...

Here I'll point it out a bit better... XD

What is that hanging down there? It can't be his hand, as the wrist would clearly be filling the space between the digit and the sword. His hand looks to be under the portion of the loincloth cleaning the sword, due to a visible rise in the fabric. No...that's pretty clearly an uncut Martian wiener. The guys lifted up his loincloth and there's obviously no underpants to be found underneath. It doesn't show well here, but when viewed in real life, it almost looks like his balls were slightly drawn as well. XD I would really like to hear what people think of this one.

John Carter Of Mars Double Treat

Continuing the Series of John Carter of Mars meets Disney's Tarzan, we have FallenAngel taking on the two immortal heroes. This time the men are engaged in a little light frot and some heavy foreskin tugging. Tarzan needs to wrap his arm around John Carter just to stand up, the pleasure is so intense. I wonder how Tarzan gets to Mars? XD

Fallen did an excellent job on both guys. Really love the coloring, really gives their muscles some great girth. I wonder what will happen next? You know our little series of Tarzan interacting with John Carter are not the first of it's kind. In fact in the official strips they appeared in even less clothing together! XD

Ha ha ha, but of course we have them doing a lot more then showing off their naked bums and talking. :P

Speaking of wanting to show more then bums, after all the talk of how Disney was handling John Carter, all the images we do together and all the art I have been shoveling on Facebook, FallenAngel got inspired and drew his very own spectacular take on John Carter and Dejah Thoris! I love this image with all my heart and had to request to post it up. Anime John Carter with his wild spiky hair, cute little eyes and long sexy...LEGS is just too much. And that's not even getting into the beautiful Dejah and of course his third leg. Ah, it's so nice to see an original take on John, fully exposed just as in the books! :D Edgar would be proud Fallen! hee hee!
I hope this will not be the last we see of these two lovers of Barsoom in your style.

John does at least get a lot of shirtless scenes in the movie. Too bad Woola does pull off that bothersome oversized loincloth. Back you vagina faced beast!

Jonh Carter and Woola from the books. A little more compassion between the two is shown here then in the movie.

FallenAngel sent me this newspaper clipping from a local theater. Seems they are giving away image changing mugs, notebooks and more to lucky contest winners. I haven't seen these mugs anywhere before. Something for Collectors to keep an eye out for.

Gay Hunger Games

While I was perusing the stores looking for John Carter merchandise I notice that there was no lack of crap out there for the movie called the Hunger Games. I hear it's very popular among teenagers and that immediately made me have Twilight Flashbacks. I think unless it looks like this, I'm going to keep my distance from this movie:

So far the John Carter pickings have been slim at best. This whole movie has been marketed so badly, I can't help but think someone at Disney is really sabotaging this thing from the inside. I mean, it did fall from Pixar to Disney's responsibility fairly late in production, got reduced from a summer to spring release and there is next to nothing based on it available in stores. It's not like Disney hasn't done this in the past. I hear there was a whole plan to destroy Home On The Range. Who knows if that's true, or not though. All I know is that is pretty depressing when all I can find on a major motion picture based on the series that started it all is stuff like this:

I can't even tell if these things are homemade, or official. :(

This is the promo pack people that won the John Carter early showing contests got. A hand towel, a t-shirt no one would recognize as having anything to do with John Carter of Mars, two flimsy looking cups, some decent tattoos (I guess) and run of the mill theater cards. Yippee!

It's not I am expecting to see the costumes up for grabs, but some dolls or something would be nice. Heck even Prince of Egypt had dolls based on Moses:

I guess the times really have changed. Still when I see production images like this used as posters on E-bay I have to wonder if their original purpose wasn't to be on the side of some toy box?

What kid wouldn't want a fast moving Woola toy? Or a Thark figure with his giant thoat stead? Very Star Wars if you ask me...

Back in the 90s every scene would have been nicely milked. How about Sola's nursery play set with hatching Green Martian eggs? Watch 'em grow in water!

As it stands, being in Canada, I can't even order from the Disney Store official site. None of our Disney Stores got any merchandise either. It's pretty sad....maybe in another 100 years I can get my John Carter figure. I doubt I am as immortal as John though... >__<

Swinging Into John Carter Collecting

John Carter Swings into action by Joe Jusko.

Hey guys. I've been neglecting this blog a bit. Had a rough time of it to be honest. A relative of mine passed away. I did get a chance to see the Disney's John Carter movie TWICE already. Once on Friday for free and the second time with a friend on Sunday, in an effort to take my mind off things. Which was indeed very nice of him to drag my butt to a movie I already saw, as well as giving me the courtesy of paying for both tickets ..*cough* *cough*.. XD
Anyway FallenAngel has been on my lazy bottom to do a review and I think I will do one. I'm not good with movie reviews. If I get a chance and I am in the mood I think I will try to come up with something. Seeing the movie a second time was certainly for the best. I got more into the spirit of the thing. This morning while doing some funeral clothes shopping I started to look around for John Carter merchandise. There isn't much. Even the Disney Store had nothing. I couldn't find any towels, cups, or toys. I hear the Disney Stores online shop has a selection of goods. I will have to check that out. What I did find was some fun books in a local book shop.

I picked up the 3D book, John Carter Adventures in Another World, the graphic Novel a Princess of Mars and the Marvel graphic novel for the film. I like the 3D book. The pages can be removed and put on your wall. It wasn't really worth the price though. I love the style of the Princess of Mars book, but I haven't had time to read it yet. The Disney Graphic Novel has some great art as well, but again, I haven't really read it yet. My favorite item was the cheapest. John Carter Adventures in Another World comes with the best little feature:

STICKERS!!!! :D

You get a really nice set of stickers. The book itself is only about $3.99 and it's filled with puzzles and activities. Mixed with the black and white visuals from the film, the whole package has a very classic vibe to it. Takes me back to the old books I would get on Superman, Star Wars, Duck Tales, Spider-man etc. Considering stickers can easily cost about $3.00 I think it was well worth the purchase. There's another book called Battle of Barsoom that features 40 stickers and full color pages. It's 2 dollars more, so I will have to snag that up as well. I might get a couple copies so I can stick some on the fridge and other places. Oh John I want you all over me. XD Just kidding!
Here are some pages from the book. Enjoy the puzzles! XD

Disney's First John Carter Of Mars

This is from Wonderful World of Disney. It's a special called Mars & Beyond. It's really well done and worth a full watch. This segment talks about Mars in popular culture. At 2:43 it starts to talk about John Carter of Mars. It describes the creatures and people of the planet very briefly, but humorously. I wonder if that Martian dictionary existed?

John Carter Gives Tarzan A Mouthful

Today MiO and I are giving a little back to the fans of Dinosaurprince's Kingdom. MiOWorks John Carter and Tarzan Crossing Swords has become one of the most popular images on this blog. So in celebration of that and the fact that I too really wanted to see them in action again, I asked MiO to please do a sequel picture. We went through a few potential poses and MiOWorks came up with something really beautiful. He pumped up John Carter of Mars and Tarzan big time. Check out his huge arms!!! He's been working out! On top of that he gave the Warlord a mega thick neck! HOT!!!! Check out the look in Tarzan's eyes. He's like, 'What's this salty tasting stuff?' I am very proud to share this with you today! Enjoy guys! ^O^ Hopefully one day we can make this a trilogy! ;P

So...anyone excited about the new movie coming out in a couple weeks? :D

Marvel Vs Capcom 1970s' John Carter Vs Rikuo

Hey guys. Tonight I have a really great picture drawn by Seraphicreverie and coloured very nicely by Caravaggia. This is actually a really old idea I had for the Marvel Vs Capcom 1970s set I was doing in 2010. I had an idea of Rikuo doing his Sonic Wave on John Carter. John would be standing fast, trying to block it. As steadfast as he is, his cock has a mind of it's own and falls victim to the waves enchantment! I fished it around a lot and had no biters, so I forgot about it till I saw Seraphiceverie had her commissions open again. Instantly remembering the fantastic job she did on Rikuo, I just had to see her take him on again! (John was just icing on the cake.)

Seraphicreverie did a fantastic job on John and Rikuo. I had a hard time picking the faces I liked more, the ones on the play field, or the character profiles at the the top. She stayed very true to Johns Marvel comic designs. She always does such nice work on her cocks and balls. They are always some of the best around. :) I also like the very flat shoreline in the background. That seems very fitting for an old fighting game shot! Takes me back to those multi layered backgrounds of the old 16 bit days. Kinda has a Super Adventure Island vibe to it.
When I sent it to Caravaggia she told me that due to the pictures classic design she wanted to use coloring that would make it look like an old school video game. Nice, big, bright colours were added, giving it a look that would fit perfectly in a Nintendo Manual, like Mario World. I only just noticed that she added in shadows herself. That's a wild effect! ^_^

Thanks so much you two for helping me bring an idea to life, that almost fell to the wayside.

Welcome To Disney John Carter

Redbones is an artist with quite the ability to draw Disney hunks, among others. His works include some amazing group shots of the men. Looking at his recent works got me thinking that John will soon be in the Disney Family. So I think a little welscome is in order. I asked Red Bones if he could attempt to give John a bit of Disney style and have him meet up with my favorite hero Hercules. The results was something very fantastically sexy and fun!

He did a wicked job on both guys as you can see. Loving the big smile and the I the uncontrolled hair on Herc. I have to give a nod to that nice circumcision scar on John too! Both have nice big bubbling muscles. Mmmmm what I wouldn't do to get in bed with that tanned Hercules! :D Maybe we need to continue this series, before the DC Warlord stuff? :P
Thanks Redbones! The commission process was very quick and smooth.

You can check out his Tumblr here:

http://red-bones.tumblr.com/

And his Gallery Here:

http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/redbones/