Link Gains Strength

Someone had a birthday yesterday. A good friend named ANEROS. Sirio and I decided to give him something that hopefully helped revitilized a bit of youth for him. Link went out seeking some life rejuvenating magic and got more than he bargained for. At this fairy fountain he set to wishing to no longer suffer from stamina fatigue. The fairies granted him a big buff body to accommodate this. His body was too big for his clothes. They tore off him immediately . He spent the remainder of the day admiring himself in the water and stroking his now massive cock. While the body prove true to eliminate breathlessness in Link, it had the opposite effect on anyone seeing him, from there on in.

Gene Lightfoot: Hunky Animated Inkling NZapper

To comemorate my 1050+ hours of being sucked into Splatoon, I decided to ask a blog favorite Gene Lightfoot to please create an animated picture.  If I could personify my love for this game in physical form, then it would be no doubt Gene's picture of a bomb range totting Nzap 85 muscle hunk Inkling!  If only we could level up Inklings to look like this.  (A level 100 dream, that will never ever happen!!!)  This mocha inkling is spraying fabulous all over Inkoplois, thanks to Gene's wild imagination.  He's the only Inkling that can shoot 2 colours of ink as well.  Though, that second type is pretty sticky.  It's better used as a trap, than to try to swim through himself!!!  Thanks so much Gene! If you guys want to add me to your friend list in Splatoon send me a message on here, or in my tumblr!! 

LittleTLK Splatoon Roller Muscle

Hey! Remember up till October when Rollers where powerful and FUN to use in Splatoon? Yeah those days are all but over.  THANKS NINTENDO.  They don't realize that every time they nerf a weapon, snipers get a buff.  Pretty soon this game will just be about characters walking to the center of the screen and shaking hands.  Only snipers will remain untouched! 
Anyway, back in the summer, when the Krak-On Roller was my main, (First weapon to max back in July.) I commissioned this awesome artwork from LittleTLK.  The artists shared my passion for Inklings and Splatoon. I loved his cute hunky art and thought they would make a stunning combination on a male Inlking.  Though he has had very little time to play, or draw, he did find time to finish this muscle masterpiece.  The image makes an exciting start to the week and an eternal tribute to my once and only true Splatoon love, the Roller....RIP Rollers.  :( 
Actually I stopped manning the Rollers as a main back in July.  Why?  Snipers...If you played the game, you understand. :P 

You might be wondering why the sharp beak tooth is at the top, instead of at the bottom as it is in the game. I got the inspiration to ask LittleTLK to do it this way based on the original sketches found in the Splatoon guide book.  I think it looks better.  It's far more fitting for a squids mouth.

While it took a bit of time to come to be, it was worth the wait. LittleTLK was very great to work with. I can strongly recommend this artist for commissions!

You're A Squid Now, You're A Hunky Inkling Soldier Now!

Wow guys, have a got a supreme treat for all you Splatoon fans out there! (First though, ig shout out to all my peeps on team plane. We failed, but we had fun fighting each other right? XD Where the hell was team car? They drove away, too scared to face us!!!)
I had been requesting some hunky Inklings a few months back.  I had forgotten that, among the bevy of artists, I had asked Aneros as well.  The other day he e-mails me asking if anyone had drawn some sexy Inklings yet. I told him that yes Maduinshorn, Lastmanouthere and FallenAngel had done some epic pictures already.  He took inspiration from this and decided to draw up his visionary versions of adult Inkling paintball soldiers.  And man, oh man, am I fucking proud and honored to be sharing these wild images with you guys tonight.   Aneros went buck wild in his creations, adding suction cup scars to the hair and cock heads of these paintball battler boys.  Though I think those scars might have come from some extreme squid loving as well as battle. Someone had the passion of the kraken unleashed upon them!!! Now for your enjoyment, Inklings that would NEVER be allowed in a Nintendo game, all from the magical pen of Aneros!  

 Aneros wanted a very revealing outfit for the orange Inkling.  Since the game really doesn't have anything that is very revealing, he went ahead and created his own armor, based on paintball armor found in our world.  I think it looks amazing. I wish Nintendo would include something like this in game.  It goes perfectly with the games paintball mask.  It's a comeback mask, which could NOT be more fitting. Ah puns.

 Aneros admits to be so taken with Maduinshorns tentacle goatee, he couldn't resist using it on his blue Inkling as well! hee hee.

So how did your Splatfest go? I can't say I enjoyed it as much as the other times. I was hardly fighting anything, but my own team mates. Pretty stupid match making.  Felt like I contributed nothing.  At least I put my sea snails to good use.  I will show a few lucky examples. You gotta save these things to a USB first though. Spyke is a theif and it's all too easy to waste them all on nothing, if you don't.  For those that don't know, you get Super Sea Snails after the Splatfest, a one day event is over.  The amount you get depends on how your team does overall.  They can be used to increase the gears slots, or reroll them like a slot machine.  Rerolls cost $30,000 each, so you can imagine how valuable these little snails are.

 I got this after 2 rolls.  This is great for specials that take a long time to charge and could use a bit more time in special mode. I love it on my blaster and my NZap 85. Not bad for a roller, or 96 deco either.

 I used a 3 snails and these wound up leveling up naturally like this.  I am NOT a fan of defense up, cause lag can make a Splatter Shot JR a one hit kill, but I have say that I think it saved my life against a sniper once.  I got hit and took it. They probably thought they had charged enough to kill me.  A full charge still would have.

I love that it uses the Magic Shield from Zelda 1 as the symbol. 

 It took me 4 rolls to get this, but fuck it, I don't care.  That's pretty sweet.  A little bomb range up is ALWAYS welcome.  Well, unless I got my Octo-brush, or Krak-On roller out, of course. :P

I got this on order from Spyke.  The funny thing is, it only came with the first sub.  It leveled up the other two the same as the gear I ordered!!! That was lucky. I got lucky with some Ink Saver Main shoes like that too.  You can see the shoes in the Cold Blooded picture above. 

Check out this sweet remix of the final boss themes! 

Now chill to this calming rendition of the same tune!  I need to chill after enjoy Aneros's art far too much last night. No wonder my wrist is sprained...

So That Is Where The Ink Comes From In Splatoon

Hey guys, shortly after the first Splatfest was over, I got an enormous surprise reward from Maduinshorn. This cool sketch of a buff bara Inkling. (Complete with stylish tentacle goatee!)  Maduinshorn found the secret of where the Inkling ink really comes from! That tube up his dick looks surprisingly natural and very hot. With the next Spatfest featuring white ink in Japan, it will be interesting to see how many similar images to this will pop up online! :P

I just discovered this wicked song about painting the world, featuring the Splatoon cast.  Squid Melody by The Living Tombstone embodies my feelings of working with artists so perfectly.  A huge thank you to everyone!  Enjoy.

Adult, Buff and Nude, three mains the Male Squidlings Should Have!

Hey guys!  Yesterday was the Splatfest in the game Splatoon.  It was Marshmallows VS Hot Dogs. While Marshmallows one the game, I think Hot Dogs really won a victory, based on the image below! You wanna be pumped and ready for battle?  Wake up to this baby in your inbox.  Lastmanouthere's take on the male Inkling had my Spattershot going off more than once before getting out of bed.  It's not often I get that turned on, but his beautiful piece coupled with my love for this game (over 340 hours in) really had an effect! hee hee. Of course, the fact that his inkling is packing is own Heavy Splatling Gun, that anyone would want to see in action in game, also had an effect.  I can't thank Lastman enough.  This really got my fighting spirit  up and running. I was super pumped.  I kicked ass almost all day long.  Now if only these were costume abilities in the game!!!
I hope that you guys had a great day and for you Team Hot Dogers, hope this makes up for the loss! ;)

Below are some variants that Lastmanouthere was sweet enough to make! He must have been having fun!

Lastmanouthere's Inkling is based on the one I usually use in game. I sent him some images with the clothes I usually wear and the various weapons I like. I personally love the Krak-On Roller, but I also enjoy the two N-ZAP guns, the Heavy Splatling and if I want a challenge the Octobrush. My other real main is the Splattershot JR.  It's a beast in Turf Wars. Since I really don't play Ranked all that much, I feel it's benefit a lot more I guess.  Below are a few of the images I sent him.

Playing Tower Control?  Getter get some fast resurrection and steal jump gear on!

 This is my favorite gear set. I can suck ink back in like no bodies business.  The Invader hat really makes my special meter jump as well.  

So how did you do during the Splatfest?  I had a great time after midnight. I played with great teams till about 2 am.  In the morning, I had to go to EB to preorder the retro Amiibo set.  There was a lot of Splatoon talk in the line up. I guess I should have gotten some names to add to my friends list.  When I got back, I was pumped and played like a champ.  I think I lost all of one battle.  Sadly I had to go to a birthday party. While it was fun, it took up the majority of the day.  When I got home, I never really hit a streak for long, before being disconnected.  I kept getting matched with fellow team Marshmallow players.  They usually really sucked.  I actually felt pretty horrible for how bad we beat some of them.  Maybe they just didn't care?  The few rare times I found a hot dog team to face where a mixed bag.  Lag got me at one point and I was kicked out. Lord knows how my team did, but we were up when I 'left.'

 I am thinking of save scumming those sea snails....I am sick of wasting rerolls on Spike.

Sexy Splatoon Inklying Guy And Girl

Gonna kick start the long weekend early, with some art from FallenAngel.  Knowing the Splatoon addicted I have become, he sent me some very special fan art of not only the Inkling male, but the girl as well! Both are showing off their goods, making members of the opposite sex squirt something other than Ink. It's a PG preview of things to come Splatoon wise around here!!! I hope you guys enjoy Fallens first take on these wonderful new Nintendo characters!

There is some neat, but very expensive Splatoon merchandise appearing online these days.  These official plush squids run for about $50 on Ebay..YIKES. 

Hopefully the key chains that were just announced today will be a bit more affordable:

The beach towel is a Club Nintendo of Japan exclusive, so it runs for about $100... No thanks. It's not even that nice and I doubt the quality is any good.

Splatoon Obsession

Hey Guys...You might wonder why I have been posting so little since May. There are many reasons.  One of the major ones though, is my complete and total obsession with the game Splatoon.  I wasn't even sure I wanted to open it, or the Amiibos on launch day.  It only took one play session to hook me in.  And hook me it did, 160 hours later I CAN'T STOP.  2 am in the morning sessions are becoming the weekend norm.    That's something I am both ashamed and proud of at the same time!  It's probably the most fun I have had playing a video game since, well I can't remember when!  Not even Spelunky held me in such a tight grip.  (For the record that game was never 'fun', it was just an obsession.) 

The game doesn't really feel like a Nintendo product. With it's off the wall soundtrack, odd world and 'hip' characters, it puts me more in mind of something Sega would have produced during the those golden Dreamcast days.  This is all a good thing.  It's the game Nintendo needs, it's just on as system no one wants. (Ha, much like Dreamcast in that way too!)

About a week in, after I beat the one player and all the Amiibo challenges, I turned the game off one night and I thought  "Well, this is it. I played the crap out of it. I loved it. Time to move on."  That didn't happen.  I kept going. I kept clinging to my roller winning and winning. (Sometimes losing and losing of course.)  Ranked Mode I have avoided as much as possible though.  I get that some people enjoy it, but to me it's just frustration and little more.  Even when I go on a winning streak, my nerves get a bit shot. I know when to stay away from stress, so I do my best to do so.

One of the greatest parts of the game so far, was the Splatfest.  A one day event where you took gear you leveled up and used it on that day to fight your hardest for your team.  The teams were dog and cat.  I said jokingly to my friends, I was fighting with the spirits of my lost loved ones at my side guiding my moves and watching over me.   Funny enough, I saw a multitude of posts from people in game saying the same thing. Many had pictures of dogs with angel wings. There was this sense of community and pride. It was silly I guess, but you couldn't help feel it, when you saw those posts.  I started in at 6 am and before 10 I was at the top level of Dog King.  I don't think I ever played so well.

 

 

 In the end Team Dog one and for reaching the highest rank I was given the equivalent of  $720,000 as reward.   You wanna keep people playing?  That's one hell of a smart incentive to do so.  Even the losing team got huge rewards, if they ranked well enough.

Beyond just playing the game, I have been actively seeking out Nintendo events to collect Splatoon merchandise. I picked up some Wii U controller decals and sticker sets at the Mario Maker event at Best Buy a few weeks ago.

Today I headed to the Yogurty's in Oakville to check out the Splatoon tour.   They had a nice display, as you can see.  There were banners along the parking lot, a picture booth area, plus free button and coupon giveaways.  The buttons were not that impressive.   With the soundtrack for the game blasting, lots of people were gathering around to try this odd little game out. I entered the contest, but I doubt I will be that lucky! I did enjoy some inkberry frozen yogurt.  It was very good. It's been ages since I had some!

Well that's about it. I have purchased stickers for my car and even a T-shirt.  I know if they make plush, or figures, I will be first in line to buy them. LOL.  Okay not first, but I will be buying. :P  I guess all I can say is, if you haven't tried the game and you have a Wii U, you really should give it a shot.  It's super easy to pick up and play.  It's not perfect. I've raged at the camera on numerous occasions, especially during the one player game.   The map rotation needs some fleshing out as well.  For all it's little faults the game is by far the best thing Nintendo has produced in a half a decade.

Rest assured I am still doing projects.  Fallen and I have been working on a story featuring Tyrells dad for a few months now. The project is running long.  It's probably going to be over 20 pages by the time we are done. Fallen has fallen very sick and for the last 2 weeks, the project has had to come to a halt till he fully recovers.

If anyone wants to help me draw some Sexy Splatoon characters, please let me know! 

Year of Space Cadet Parody

This year Class Comics dubbed 2015 the Year of Space Cadet.  From the second I read that, I wanted to do this little spoof image.  As some of you know, Nintendo dubbed 2013 the year of Luigi.  So I combined the two with great help from FallenAngel to create a cute ghost busting experience, that turned out lot more invigorating than anything you would find in Luigi's Mansion. :P  Fallen and I created a few different versions for you guys to enjoy as well. In all Peter is having the time of his afterlife filling that Poltergust to the brim with ghastly ghost cum! :P  I hope you guys like it.

Here is a slightly different version, with blue letters on Byrons hat:

Here is the logo we created, in case you might like to use it for a project of your own!

Little Mac Punch Out Orgy By Hanzise

What better way to end a long work week and start the weekend, but with an orgy?  And an orgy in a steam room after a boxing match, featuring Little Mac, doesn't get much better then this!  This glorious piece was drawn by the artist Hanzise, based on a concept I sent his way.  He did a totally wild job on the various cocks, especially Macs extra long, bent, cut cock! This was his first attempt at a drawing by using Paint Tool Sai and I would not have known, unless he told me. (Drawfed my first effort by million, that is for sure! LOL.)  Big thanks to Hanzise for this. I look forward to future projects with this artist.  Though I will deduct major points for him for posting this up online before I had a chance to see it myself.

Super Smash Joey

Everyone I know seems to be sweet by Super Smash Bros fever. While I will admit I am very interested in playing it, I am gonna hold out for the graphically superior Wii U version over the 3DS version. If there was one person that pushed me almost to the point of breaking, checking my local Wal-Mart this Monday for a copy, it was Maduinshorn. Since last month, he has been sending me some fucking hot images of Joey and Little Mac of Punch Out Fame. Mac is a new contender to Smash Bros. (Can we say about fucking time Nintendo? Almost 20 years too late.) Anyway it's never to late to star enjoying a hot character like Mac, one that has benefited considerably from Maduinshorns bara touch. Before Mac got a chance to enter the Smash Bros arena, Madusinhorn had him go up against Joey and a bevy of cocks on his own site!  Joey fills Macs ass with everything from toes to tail in these awesome sketched out images!!! Enjoy!

 

As I said, Smash Bros fever really hit Maduinshorn. He has been drawing many images from the game.  These include some of Nintendos buff racer Captain Falcon of F-Zero Fame!  Here he takes all of a huge dildo in stride and full of pride!

 

Want more Falcon and Mac by Maduinshorn?  Here they are in a massive Orgy.  They are no where near the point of getting smashed out of that bed though!  Smash Bros Ory

In this image, after being knocked down, he's got the whole roster of Punch Out forcing their cocks on him!

Little Mac Bukkake!

Since we are now in full swing of the Halloween season, I couldn't help, but share this spectacular image of Chris Redfield from the Resident Evil Series.  Between this and Patrick Fillions randition of the character from early this year, I am dying to play part 5 again.  (Just to spend more time with Chris! Hee hee.) Love that uncut cock!  It's swinging in to greet you. The skin peeled back just enough so that the moist pink cyclopes can say hello.  No one could resist putting their mouth over that friendly dick and Chris looks like he knows it!  You can see his post, which includes the sketch here:  Chris Redfield with a hard on.

Speaking of not being able to resist putting your mouth, here is Ryu enjoying Batsus tight fucking foreskin covered in thick, creamy cum.  Inspired by his playing Project X Zone, this image is done with far more passion then anything found within the game itself.  You can find it on his Tumblr here: Ryu Sucks Rival Schools

Keeping with the Capcom theme, here is a teaser of Maduinshorns image of Rash. The long forgotten (by Capcom) hero of Amored Warriors enjoys a little me time.  Why else is a sexy young hero out of work supposed to do with his time, except jerk himself unconscious? ;D

You can see the full image by clicking here:  Rash Jerks off by Maduinshorn.

I hope you guys have fun checking out his tumblr and enjoyed the new images!

While I am still in Smash bros mode, have you guys seen the super cute Nintendo and Star Wars cross over called Super Smash Wars?  They did all three original Star Wars movies using Nintendo characters and style to tell the story!  It's totally charming.  Uly showed me these a few days ago.