I have decided that being gay is not for me. I tried it for a couple years, because I bad luck with woman. I figured men were easy. Being gay was too hard. Every guy I dated wanted me to go vegan and to suck their dick right after anal. I am so sick of eating dry oatmeal!!!! Keeping up with all the latest fashions and the gym fees has me $30,000 in debt. So from now on this site will only have straight porn on it.
Oh god this is just so gross and mean T_T I have seen things I can not unsee. My therapy is coming from YOUR paycheck!! =P
ReplyDeleteHmmm..... interesting that you choose today to share this :-P
ReplyDeleteXD do u know there r lots of ppl who do not know April's Fool at all? XD
ReplyDeleteThis is a April fools joke right? XD I've had people pull this joke before lol and I almost believed it.
ReplyDeleteAnd a happy April Fools to you too! HA! HA! HA!
ReplyDeleteXD Patrick
thanks god I know about the april fools day XD
ReplyDeletehahaha great joke :P
btw im still scared XD about you no gayness ;O;
Cool story, bro. ;D
ReplyDeleteOMG female>male rape!!!! Thats soo hawt!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut why Andy looks like a school girl o_o?
Well hey, I don't mind that one bit. :33
ReplyDeleteHappy April Fool's Day, by the way, DP! <3
I...I....*grasp chest* *thud* X_X - FallenAngel
ReplyDeletei fell for it lol good one
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