Belvadar VS The Class Comics Demons

I can't think of a better image at my arsenal to post on Friday the 13th 2013, then one of three very demonic looking characters, Belvadar, Deimos and Diablo by Sirio! This silly and sexy continuation of the Class Comics Vs DinosaurPrince's Kingdom game idea was done in honor of Patricks 40th last month.  I don't think I would be very good at this game. I would be too distracted by the boys and lose my concentration so fast... ^_^'   I have had an idea for both a Deimos and a Diablo comic for months now.  Maybe I should get off my ass and start on those!

Prometheus Engineer Tentacle Rape By FallenAngel

 Prometheus is a movie that has caused a lot of discussion and arguments off and online since its release last year.  You can argue many things about it's story line, but one thing people never seem to disagree on is how sexy that Engineer Alien is!  He's even sexier getting comically tentacled attacked by FallenAngels hand! Patrick Fillion has said the movie is one of his all time favorites, so for his birthday Fallen and I came up with this concept as a gift to him. I hope you guys saved room for cock, er..cake. :P

Sweet Nipple version!

(Why exactly do they call this thing a Trilobite?  Is it supposed to give the squid some sort of prehistoric mystique?  Ah, Prometheus I never stop asking questions about you!) 

Care To Lick The Icing Off of Zahn?

This image of Zahn was drawn by PrinceofHearts, based on my concept for Patricks 40th birthday. I really like the style in which he did Zahn.  His face has a bit of that charming Aragonés look to it!  I like how the skull is drawn so anime/cartoony.  Love it!  Prince did a fantastic job on his first ever drawing of a Class Comics character.  Hope you guys are ready to lick away the icing! XD 

Dinosaur Fucks Alien: Romer X Exim By Sirio

This was another image done in celebration of Voider/Aneros's brithday.  Here Sirio took the first OC we did together, Romer and paired him with the Alien Stripper Exim!  The Double dicked Alien has probably seen and had fun with all sorts of erotic men wander into his intergalactic strip club, but I would be this is the first he's ever been rough fucked by a dinosaur-man. :P  I want to thank Sirio again for doing such a great job on this piece that Aneros and I delighted at.

Space Cadet Unidentified Wank Off

Space Cadet Climbs on top of his compact UFO.  As he hovers just above the ground, he lays back and relaxes.  He enjoys the cool night air of the alien world caressing his body.  As he stares up into the night sky, filled with galaxies and planets, his mind wanders to past adventures and possible future encounters with Alien hunks. His cock begins to stiffen, begging for attention.  It's not long before he has it in his powerful grasp.  The gloves of his space suit are smooth, providing a lubricating like feeling.  He beats below his massive mushroom, as it grows bigger and bigger. As his imagination runs wild with the thought of multiple massive dicks penetrating his ass.  He thinks of his dear friends Strider, Cam, Ghost Boy and Naked Justice all in him at once. He strokes harder, even over his cock head, until with one final grunt, he raises his hips off the UFO and releases his cum.  It shoots up high and splashes down like little comets on his chest and face.  He tastes a sample of his sperm off his finger tips, then lays down on his side and gently falls asleep.

This wonderful image was drawn by Gene Lightfoot, based on an idea of my own, for Patrick Fillions 40th Birthday.   The man does a great big beefy Byron, doesn't he?  He even sneaked in a Close Encounters ref into the image. Byron has opted to end summer on some alien world, I hope your last days of vacation were equally exciting.  

End of Summer Chris Redfield the Gay Sailor

This summer I was planning on doing a few pieces with Chris Redfield of Resident Evil fame in his uber gay sailor outfit, but I only wound up doing one with FallenAngel.  I didn't play the new game,  but I am tempted too, if I get to see Chris run around like that.  We should do a Higemaru cross over with him.  Here he is on the night day of summer vacation tempting all the baddies.

Dimata Tales Woo Woo! Thoughts on DuckTales Remastered

 FallenAngel and I had a little fun with our Prehistoric Paradise tribute to Capcoms DuckTales, one of the best games of the NES, that just got a whole lot better! 

A couple weeks ago I got DuckTales Remastered for the PS3 and nothing will be the same again!  I was very skeptical about the game, not sure what to expect since it was being done by WayForward and not in house with Capcom themselves.  I have to say, that from the moment I saw Launchpad race across Duckburg and heard a remix of the original opening, my heart melted and all fears started to quickly fade away.  There is so much love and detail put into this remastering, it's impossible for any fan of Disney, or NES games not to fall instantly in love with it.  I can honestly say I have never been so emotionally charged by a video game in my life.  I smiled from cheek to cheek the entire time.  (Until that total bitch of a final level.  Do yourself a favor and don't play it on Normal!  Play the game on Easy, or hard the first time you play, to prepare for this level of old school hell!!!!  If you play on hard, play the game from start to finish each time, to acquire a a good amount of lives. I played the game on Normal God help me. I must have redone the final stage 7 times!!!)

The game reunites the the remaining members of the original cast to give Ducktales a final curtain call that will pull on your heart strings like nobodies business.  They put in so much dialog into the game, that I was still hearing Scrooge say new things a week into playing the game.  TAKE A LESSON WITH MARIO HERE NINTENDO.  Alan Young is in his early 90s, but he's still capable of fully providing the world with his wonderful version of Mr. McDuck.  The same can be said of the great June Foray, who at 95 is still more then willing to voice Magica De Spell and does a wonderful job of it.  It's funny how certain things in the game hit me, because the game can't be helped but looked at as a final DuckTales episode.  At one point, after Scrooge saves Bubba Duck from the ice, they have this little exchange were Bubba asks if he is going home with Scoooge.  Scrooge's reply felt like this is a very final event.  That yeah, they are going home together, where they will be a family forever. Sniff.. 

The game plays exactly the same as you remember it.  They made the Pogo Jump a little easier to do.  There's also something called the Hard Pogo, but like many others, I struggled to make this work properly at times.  Wayforward added a brand new opening level that sets the events of the game in motion and a special final level that ties all the events of the original stages together in an amazing way. I am sure the original creators of the game must be very proud of them.  No game from the 8 Bit era has ever been given so much love and devotion to it.  Final Fantasy 1 on PSP comes to mind, but even that game was spawned from a Game Boy edition. 

The game takes everything you love and remember about the original and expands on it.  As people have said it's a love letter to your childhood.  A remembrance of just how wonderful Disney used to be and how fun games were.  They have extended the levels, added new events and infused each stage with a story of it's own.  They don't try to be smart, or self hating towards the franchise either, like Scooby Doo does. No, they played the story telling straight.  If you didn't know better, you would swear this was a lost episode.  What kinds of things do they do?  Well take the Transylvania stage for example.  One of the MANY new elements expands upon how in the original one nephew is taken captive by a Beagle Boy. In Remastered, all three are taken and you have to fight not a regular Beagle Boy enemy, but three Beagle bosses to get them back!  Each has it's own dialogue and item that will help you progress through the stage.  The game constantly builds on everything that made it so great in the first place, with very little altering of what is already there. All the bosses have been supped up and are no push overs.  Prepare to do more then one level over again, because you didn't get that boss pattern right and you only had one man left! :P  There are cute in jokes and even an unexpected cameo in the Himalayas level!  The only thing that has really changed totally is the ending.  I was okay with that though.  The original game isn't going anywhere, so I can still enjoy that element when playing the original any time I want.  

 The game transported me back to the good old days of the late 80's and early 90's.  As it did, so  many memories flooded back.  It was hard not to get emotional while playing it.  (And on more then a few occasions when I wasn't playing it, but thinking about it.)  Ducktales came out when I was about 11 years old.  (God, remember the preview in the free issue of Nintendo Power?)  Dang..I rented the game first and beat it, loving every minuet.  My family was not too crazy about my love affair with video games, (or dinosaurs, or animation, or anything I liked for that matter.)  Unlike kids today, I had to wait till Christmas, or a birthday to ask for the game.  I remember counting the days for 2 months till my confirmation till I finally got the game.  LOL yeah that was my gift for that sacred event!!! That was a tough sell to convince my parents to purchase it. I used the excuse that it was way less expensive then what my Italian friends were getting.  I still remember turning it on with my mom beside me on the couch, bouncing to the Amazon theme in my Sunday best.  hee hee.

 I got it the summer when my puberty was in full swing.. I was in puppy love back then.  As I played the PS3 game, it wasn't hard to remember the faces of all my old friends, (some of which are no longer with us) and my first boyfriend, all sitting together playing Ducktales in the early summer afternoons, after school.  Sigh..I guess you could say Ducktales brought a whole flood of wonderful and not so wonderful memories back.  (I did weep more then a few tears while playing.)  I remember the summer the series was announced.  How excited the media covering it seemed.  There was the comic that came out before the show, the huge article in our local TV guide and all the merchandise.  I will never forget counting down the hours till the local channel would be playing it. And the horrible disappointment that some sports game was preempting it. FUCK.  Canadian TV sucked back then.  They had it playing on Sundays at 4:30 pm.  Ugh..That time slot was never consistent.  Thank God for Fox when they started to air the Disney afternoon.

Speaking of friends, all of mine are DuckTales crazy right now.  My one friend that never played the original, played it at my house.  He beat a level, asked how much it is, told me to turn it off and went home and purchased the game!  My other buddy made me play through it twice for him, (he has a hard time playing games)  He did so just so he could enjoy what he kept calling the last Disney Afternoon. 
A final note, about the music: you have nothing to fear there either.  The soundtrack has been remixed beautifully.  It's crazy good.  This soundtrack is just as bursting with style and enthusiasm as the rest of the game. Just check out the boss theme:

 

 

Love that 80s sax wailing away! :P

Ducktales is far and beyond my game of the decade so far! (Even if it is 24 years old!)  Here's hoping Ducktales 2, Darkwing Duck, Talespin, Aladdin and all the other Capcom Disney Classics get the same treatment in the future! 

As a little nostalgic bonus, here's the original article from Nintendo that made a generation of NES fans crazy with excitement! 

Pi Patel Sails Past Prehistoric Paradise By FallenAngel

This week I finally got to watch all over Life of Pi, a movie I had been dying to see since I first saw a preview last year. I was unable to see it in the theater and I really regret that.  It was a perfect movie to watch during the summer time. I found it to be a totally enchanting adventure.  It may not be for everyone, but I really enjoyed it a lot.  It's one of those movies you walk away from feeling like you partook in the adventure yourself.
There's no Pi and Richard Parker Bath toys, or anything fun to purchase merchandise wise in relation to the movie, so I decided to instead request some fan art.  FallenAngel stepped up to bat.  He hadn't seen the movie, but he was ready to try to capture some of the magic, he had heard about from friends and family in his style.  I basically instructed to do the poster of the movie, but with Pi and Richard in opposite positions.  I suggested doing a giant fish, or whale in the background.  All I really wanted was to see how Fallen would anime Pi up.  I wasn't expecting Lil Deep to Cameo so perfectly and elegantly into the image! XD Deep has never been draw so gracefully!  pffffffffft....Looks like when hit by the waters of Prehistoric Paradise, Pi not only regains his strength, he muscles up quite a bit too! 

Dusting the Relics

 Golden buns sizzling in da sun.

Recently Marshall found himself in need of an temporary assistant when good ol' Drill came down with a very nasty stomach flu.  Marshall accepted the application of Twinkish Tonia, an expert desert dweller from Prehistoric Paradise.  Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you look at it) for Marshall, Tonia can't keep his mind on his work.  He would much rather explore the dust filled crevasse on Marshalls posterior, then any old Egyptian relic. 
Tonia might not be a very good worker, but FallenAngel certainly is! He jam packed this image with so many little Easter eggs, even I missed some of them!  Can you find them all? ^_^  Thanks so much for such a fun image Fallen. I simply gave him the setting and he came up with the rest for this image. 

What the boys hope to find...

Warm Bodies: R's Lonely Jerk Off Sessions By FallenAngel and Caravaggia

Back when Warm Bodies came out in the theaters, my life was too upside down to go see it.  Of course, even if I was able, none of my buddies wanted to see it and I certainly wasn't going in to a zombie movie alone.  (I had to pull teeth just get my friends to see Zombieland with me.)  A few weeks ago a friend of mine, knowing I had wanted to see it so bad, gave me a copy of the film as a gift.  Now the movie isn't perfect, but dang, I loved the heck out of this odd ball Romeo and Juliet story.   Perhaps my strong feelings for it were caused by three years of waiting for the Walking Dead to develop into something beyond what it started off as.  To give us some sort of goal, or at the very least, handle it's cast of characters with a lot more consistent care and respect then the writers have been.  In the movies short running time, I found characters I actually cared about! There were empathetical zombies.  There was a rare look into the mid set of a zombie and the possible evolutions of the zombies themselves, both good and bad.  Nicholas Hoults performance of the zombie R was very charming.  For those wondering, this isn't your typical zombie movie. It's not full of gore and people making stupid decisions every two seconds.  It's a light hearted horror/romance/comedy.  So if regular zombie movies aren't your thing you might want to check this out. It has more in line with a Tim Burton style of movie like Edward Scissorhands then it does to say Night of the Living Dead.
R is a young man that can't remember anything about his past, but for some reason is starting to think for himself once again.  Despite his ability to think, he is for the most part, still trapped by the behaviors of his zombie curse.  He's conflicted.  He wants more out of life, but is unable to do much of anything to fight against his hungry nature.  If he loses hope, all he knows all is lost.   Thing is, he doesn't have much to hope for, that is until one day when he meets his beloved Julie....

One of the things that inspired me from the movie was how R was still able to observe and enjoy certain things in the world.  (Maybe this ability was gained as time passed. I think the film leaves that up to your imagination to decide.)  I kindly asked the artists Caravaggia and FallenAngel to create some sexy zombie art.  Caravaggia is something of a gay zombie queen at this point and even FallenAngel has dealt in undead hentai.  He has worked with his own special zombie girl in the past, so I knew my ideas were in very good clammy hands.   
I hope you all enjoy our little selection of undead hotness...

R walks the empty streets day after day. One day he comes across the ruins of an old gay book store.  The store was ransacked years ago.  All that remains in the store front is an old standee of Ghostboy from Class Comics.  R has never seen this vision of masculinity before.  He is overcome with emotion.  His member suddenly fills with blood, stretching and creaking as it starts to come back to life.  It bursts through his rotted jeans.  R, to the shock of the other zombies is unable to control himself. He jerks off feverishly, looking deep into the cardboard cut outs eyes.  He sprays an icky, thick shower of zombie cum all over the store window time and again, until he can cum no more.

Inside the store, R discovers a rich collection of very familiar images.  He ignores the signs and enjoys himself for days.  After he is done, he gathers the sticky books up to take back to his home for...further analysis....

The real R would probably be very confused by our porning him up.

Then again.....

I always like to collect stuff based on movies I like.  The days of every movie seemingly getting merchandise is long over.  There was so little for this movie, I didn't even bother to start. The one thing I might have bought, were the dolls. I mean, I would have, if they weren't insanely expensive that is.  Who buys $200 dolls?  Don't answer that, I already know.  Lucky people..

Okay R, we will keep your true gay nature a secret... ;P