Wonder Boy Adult Returns

Getting back to the characters that I started adult art for, today we have Tom Tom once again by FallenAngel.  This time though, the uncut caveboy has a bit of a design twist. Fallen took inspiration from the Switch game Wonder Boy Returns.  Yes I know the game was first on the PS4 and Steam, but the Switch version is unique.  It is a total remake of just the arcade game, whereas the original RETURNS was a very different game based on the property.  And yeah, I said arcade game.  That means that the stages from the Master System are gone.  The game is great in many ways. The graphics are cute and colourful and the music is fantastic.  It plays extremely well too.

The problem?  Well, there is a bit of cheapness to the whole package.  The game recycles the intro for the PS4 game as the ending to easy mode.  It uses the ending of the PS4 game for the normal mode.   That really leaves you scratching your head if you only play normal.  Not only because you never saw the set up, but it includes characters not featured in the Switch game at all.  Another issue comes with the music.  Who ever lined up the stages with the tracks made some laughable mistakes.  Only one dark forest stage plays the correct music.  Some of them are set to play the sea side track, complete with ocean waves.  Yeah...cheap.  This doesn't distract too much from the fact that you are getting a very well ported and presented versions of one of the most beloved side scrollers of all time.  I can still recommend it, but not over the Master System one.

One thing that is not cheap is Fallens take on the character!  Darling eyes, bouncy hair, bulging muscles and a cock as thick as a palm tree. Yup...this one certainly passes for a quality hunk of man!

Ryan the cavalier constable of Uroldelos

Oomph...I got up at 4:30 AM to post this hunka man by Lastmanouthere, but I had a hard time getting started.  Every time I opened the image, I got a little too excited.  Now I am on the third attempt and my keyboard is pretty sticky!  hee  hee. Well, I think I should be able to concentrate now!  Ryan is one of Lastmans characters that has been around for about a decade now.  He decided to flesh him out this year.  He made him look a bit more mature, changing his features like his eyes and nose.  Ryan got a tan and a few costume tweaks as well.  I really like these changes. Of note the white cloth resting on his penis has been, at least temporarily removed.  (I could have used one of those about 10 mins ago.)  He now looks a lot stronger and more sure of himself that he did originally.  He now has a full back story.

Ryan enlisted in the Farland detachment of the frontier force of Praria, which guarded the north from the deadly raid of the most savage barbarian tribes of Bezarlos. Distinguished at a young age, he got promoted and,somewhat against his wishes, stationed as constable of at the capital, Prarika. 

Over the years Ryan's life became stale. Attending to petty crimes hardly compared to the glory of the battlefield. One day, however, his work lead him to a series of disappearances of teenagers, mostly boys.  This lead him to encounter the mysterious vigilante Blue Vindicator. Together with the Saian wizard Gerrod and Inquisitor Sehule, they travel south and onwards trying to find the kidnapped kids and stop the sinister cult behind it all.

While at first Ryan became infatuated with both the bravado of Blue Vindicator and the sophistication of his civilian persona Dellan Highwind, he later realised his affections were not reciprocated by the young noble and instead found love in the arms of a traveller with a curious weapon called a "firearm", a so-called "Rhaoul the Spurned."

Hmmm how can that Blue Vindicator not fall for Ryan?  Kinda snobbish if you ask me...

I hope that we get to see the story fleshed out and or completed some time in the near future. 

This is the original Ryan! He is so adorable! I am not sure if the new costume allows for naked feet.  Knowing Lastmanouthere, I do not doubt it still does! 

Gay Pride Day In Splatoon Nintendo Switch

Just a little PSA.  You might not have heard that today is the second last Splatfest in Splatoon 2.  The theme is team unicorn vs Narwhal.  It is about as embracing of gay pride and culture as you are probably going to get from Nintendo.  They have a very roundabout way of doing holidays and events these days. Picking a theme that is reflective of what is going on, without actually mentioning the celebration specifically.  In the past they did this with Naughty Vs Nice for Christmas and Werewolf Vs Vampire for Halloween.

Anyway it is a a big step for them to finally embrace all the gay culture surrounding this game, even if this is all we get.  So what team are you?  Do you want to be hung like horse, or be big, moist and a little fishy?  See you on the battlefield either way!

Tadashi Hamada Full Colour Nude

Hello Guys,

As you can see I have Tashi in colour to share with you today!  Tadashi was my birthday gift from Leon back in 2015.  At the time he did a full colour of the character in his undies, but not of the version with his erect penis out.  So on top of the slew of goodies he sent me in the mail, he decided to also put the finishing touches on Tadashi here, as well as add a cum variant for us all to enjoy!  This was a very thoughtful birthday card.  It certainly rekindled my love of this character.  A character we lost way too soon.  I still remember seeing the 'fake' production art for the TV show and being fooled into believing he would be in the cast.  Such a let down, when the truth came out.

Here is a couple little shots of what he sent me.   There are Cheetos with bacon, something we don't have here in Canada!  Chomp cars, which are a gooey chocolate wafer like bar.  I still have one left and am saving it for the final Raptors game. hee hee.  I got to try Cadbury Caramel Kolas. (Which went so fast!!)  Thick milk chocolate with sweet caramel inside.  Each one is individually wrapped.  There are food themed erasers, a squishy panda, for my Splatoon rages...and an awesome mini arcade game! It has a ton of little mini games on it.  It looks fantastic on display, because the cabinet was really well designed.  

On a side note, I went to see Godzilla last night.  I really enjoyed it. It probably was a bit too long, but that isn't such a big fault.  Honestly it was the movie we SHOULD have got in 2014.  One thing about it was that if you didn't already know these characters, the gravitas of some of the reveals and plot points might be lost on you.  I will say though that Legendary writers always come across and having the same story telling prowess of Flounder explaining the shark attack to Triton in the Little Mermaid.   

The disasters created by the creatures could always stand for a little more creativity and possibly even a few fun/funny moments.  After you see the 30th building collapse, it loses a bit of the lustre.  Still, I highly recommend it.  Not as fun as Skull Island, but no where near as dull as Godzilla 2014.  

Who Ordered the Vanilla Topping?

That would be Sirio for my birthday!  Sirio, is not only an artist, but a professional baker too.  Bet you didn't know that!  Well she decided to give me a double dose of delights in her very thoughtful birthday gift.  A glory hole cake for everyone at the party to enjoy!  This particular cake comes with extra Vann Illia toppings.  You might spot a soft succulent cannoli shell has been added to our favourite blond barbarian boy! Looks like Vann was a little too excited about seeing his friends use the glory cake and made a bit of a mess, before the party started!
Thank you so much Sirio!!!!!!

Pretty Hung For A Fishman

Happy May two four everyone. Today marks the unofficial start of summer in Canada. (Not to mention my birthday.)   That being so, I decided now was as good a time as ever to post Sirios delightful take on my favourite Capcom character.   Her for your masturbation pleasure is big buff Rikuo!  His abs are so tight, they gleam in the morning light.  His bountiful man tits are begging you to suck them.  His cock head is doing its best to peek through that wall for yummy foreskin!  Won't you pull it back for him? Well, Sirio did...as if you didn't already see!  I hope you guys enjoy this.  Rikuo was the one that started it all.  If I had not the desire to see him sexualized, who knows where I would be today?  The character opened door to a world of wonderful people and amazing adventures.  It is such a shame that Capcom has abandoned the series.

Kay Sarth The Magical Ruler Of Saron Island

Hey everyone, looks like Lastmanouthere must have gotten some awesome inspiration from all the birthday art, cause yesterday he laid this stud on me! As the title says, this is Kay Sarth, a young man, who knows style as well as he knows magic!  His cute green eyes are all the magic I need...
His introductory story is as follows:

The young lord Kay Sarth was born to the ruling family of the Saron Island in the Inner Sea. A rich family of merchants, Kay defied his family to study magic as a Magus in the White Tower of Sai. He kept contact with his dear brother Blaji and his childhood confidant and daughter of the Saron Retainer, Karli, but not with his father Lord Borten Sarth. 

Once he has finished his studies, he joined the Liothi Commerce Guild in Arcadia on behalf of his family. Karli joined him there as his personal assistant. He saw his father now and then, but their relationship remained cool. 

Kay joined the fight of Milne, Tristan, Val and Kull after his father was accidentally killed by the group’s enemies, lamenting he never got a chance to reconcile with Lord Borten. His skills with both sword and spell are of great help to the team, specially as he is able to screw with peoples minds, causing fear or confusion with a touch of his rapier. 

Lovely parted hair and a baby face...

He bares a bit of a resemblance to his creator if you ask me.. ;)  

Happy Birthday Lastmanouthere and Sirio!

Good morning everyone!  I had two birthdays pass just recently and decided to have some beautiful birthday greetings drawn up for them.  With Lastmanouthere, I always ask the artists to pick the character they would most like to draw.  Lastmanouthere has a HUGE catalogue of studs to choose from, so I wasn't surprised to see Sirio pick Hasi the Shepherd Prince of the Huichol.  The character made his depute in 2015 and was due for a come back.  I decided on the theme of him getting away from his flock, to dream of men he has seen in his travels.  There he can gaze at the moon in the cool summer breeze and gently stroke his massive uncut tube, till his man milk covers his chest.  I think Sirio did a magical job on the image. Maybe it is time to bring him back for more fun in the future!

FallenAngel decided to go with what is new and hot from Lastmanouthere, picking Leelh the Bard.  He decided to show off the characters dancing and posing skills.  Reminiscent of a seven vales style of image, he gives a nice classic charm to the image.  Here though,  we have ginger man with a sausage that would make even the straightest voyeur consider their sexual preferences, not a flapper girl. ;P

Finally we have a nice little classic.  Sirio loves her comic heroes so I convinced FallenAngel to draw her Superman! This is a rarity as Fallen tends to stay away from DC and Marvel.  (Though to be fair, this is extremely G rated, something he doesn't exactly avoid.)  Speaking of birthdays, for Fallen, Leon did a very cute picture of Cutie Honey and Devilman.  The reason I have not posted it, is because the main focus is on her.  Not sure if there is any demand for that on this site.

Well, giving out so many gifts, got me wanting something for myself.  One day I came across a Barney Night Light I have wanted since the early 80s.  I used to see him and Fred at groceries stores.  I was always told I don't need it, so was always denied.  Looking back on it and the PRICE I am a little miffed at how cheap my parents were.  Anyway, I decided to buy him and low and behold he still works with the original bulb.  40 years old and works like a charm!  Stuff was made to last back then!

Planning to hunt down Fred next.

Karam Hung Uncut Thug By Lastmanouthere

Hello everyone.  I am back with more hotness for you guys to enjoy.  We got lots of art going from April to May.  To start we have this bad boy topped with flamming red hair by Lastmanouthere.  Who is he? Well his name is Karam.  He is an updated design of a character that hails from Lastmanoutheres stories of Super Heroes. The Citadel universe!
In the post apocalyptic Citadel universe, Karam is another member of the thugs Botan the Shark also belongs to. His art is based on the ability to produce poison with his bodily fluids, blood, semen, sweat, saliva; and to project it against its foes. (So yeah be careful sucking his dick. -DP.)
He is a snaky fighter and while his symbol is the Kappa, he doesn't wear it visibly as the toxic fumes he uses have left him with a rather stinky reputation. (Toxic Smegma will do that. -DP.)

Toxic, or not I would totally take a chance on this bad boy!  I mean, I grew up in the 80s.  What's another chemical filled jumbo dog down my throat?!!! hee hee.  I love this guy and can see so many naughty possibilities for him in the future. He has stories just begging to be made!

P.S. Sorry for vanishing. I had a death in the family.

Conan The Barbarian And Zahn Son Of Winter Dildo Fuck

Hey guys! I have a most epic image for you this morning.  This image draw to the erotic extreme by Aneros was inspired by Patrick Fillions take on Conan the Barbarian.  That image was done as a reward to his Patreons. (SFW image below.)

Conan and Zahn both find themselves after the same treasure.  As each try to claim the enchanted golden dildo from the others clutches, they are overcome with lust.  Spellbound by the device, they lay on their backs, ass to ass, balls to balls.  Their cocks swell to an almost painful state, as they allow the double sided phallus to insert itself into both their man pussies. A voice speaks in their heads:
 "Warriors brave, there is no need for fight, or thievery.  I willingly bring you great pleasure.  Be at peace as I allow you to experience a wonderful fantasy. When it ends, all will be as when it began."  
With that, the dildo began to vibrate.  A great blinding light emanated from it.  The men shielded their eyes.  As their light subsided, they saw that both their cocks were now circumcised! Enthralled with the excitement of new and interesting pleasure, one he had thought about for years, Conan began to cum simply upon touching his cock. "Worry not Sumerian, I shall fill you balls over and over.  This will not end until I allow." 
The dildo then extended itself even deeper into their asses.  It thickened to the greatest width they both could take, cementing itself within Zahn and Conan.  There it stayed, vibrating, moving quickly back and forth, with both happily trapped.  A day later, both swimming in jizz, the dildo finally came lose and the spell was broken.  Both arose wobbly to their feet.  Dizzy and not totally sure if what had just happened was real, or just an extremely wet dream, they did their bes to dry off.  Rubbing their dicks with towels they came to see their extra thick dick shields were back in place.  And with that, holding their heads in their hands, still trying to compose themselves, they staggered off, with no desire to steal whatever it was they were after a day ago.