Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Halloween Horror: Justin Bieber XXX Porn Parody

I have so many things I could be posting, or creating right now, but I am gonna take some time and post about this less then stellar porn parody. I'm doing this in honor of friends like FallenAngel, who feel that because I am Canadian and hail from the same province of Justin, that I have a fascination with him and I need to be shown every last piece of Bieber news that comes up.  I found this *cough* wonderful little flick from Boycrush studios yesterday. The images I sent out to Fallen and others were met with screams and sounds of fake vomiting. (As well as people asking if this was actually the real Justin...which started to make me wonder if all were as repulsed as I thought they were...) Yeah so...in honor of sharing scary shit during Halloween, here's my look at Bustin Beeber Never Say Never A XXX Porn Parody.  Is Justin even old enough to be in a porn? 

 Alright, I will give it Boycrush, Kyler Moss he does indeed look a bit like a young Justin.  (I'm no expert so feel free to challenge me on that.) 

Oh great, it's Justin meets reincarnated John Denver.  70s super star meets the 21st century  youtube trash.  How sexy.

Justin has to forced even this super fan to suck his cock. 


Oh wow, Bieber is uncut?  Authentically ah...French Canadian? :P

 Alright, Denver isn't looking so bad from this angle...

Great pose, but someone get this kid a fucking sandwich, seriously.


He's uncut TOO? Wow, this must be a Canadian production!

 
Damn, that is a flat tire of an ass!   Where is McDonald's when you need them?

 Next they move to the bathroom to fuck on the toilet, cause Biebers classy like that.

  Love how his foreskin has a parted to one side look.  XD 


 
Another position Bieber is familiar with, spread out up against the wall.

After a short stint against the wall, the twinks move to the sink, where Bustin Beeber forces out some decent amounts of cum.  





 Biber gets on his knees and allows the fan to cum on his face.  He momentarily takes a taste, only to quickly spit out Denvers cum.  Mustn't ruin that singing voice! 





 He's got nice legs...

That's just part one.  It's the only part to have any kind of story behind it.  The next two scenes give Bustin two different hair styles that I am gonna guess are supposed to reflect different points in his career.  The final one, which I won't be posting anything from, makes him look his youngest.  It's just way too creepy for me.   The movie ends with two separate jerk off videos, where the twinks play guitar before jerking off...strange. 
 
 Biber must have been doing a US tour in the next two scenes, both guys are cut.  


And now ladies and gentleman, the true star of the show, this glorious Pac-Man poster!!! Dang gonzo director hardly ever gets the full image in the shot.  Typical... :P


Captain America in the background helping confirm my theory... 

And that's the END!

4 comments:

  1. *ROFL* OMG!!!! nice one DP XD *ROLL*ROLL* man the pacman commentary really a knocker XD *continues to roll on the floor till hitting himself on the wall and lose conciousness* O_o

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  2. Well. Now that I've been scarred for life :p

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  3. I like your artowrk real and sexy pictures too, but .....
    I hate Justin Bieber. So this hmm ... not so nice nope. I want not even see this baby clothed).
    but like said your artorks are real super *thumbs up*

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